Brewer
Jedi Council Member
The covid hysteria revealed the true nature of many Australians, before that it was our obsession with sport and humongous flimsy houses scarring the landscape. Another defining quirk was our obsession with pets. What is it with 'animal lovers'? Was doing my rounds earlier this week when one of the local horsey set (they're the worst, especially dressage) stomps up to me and accuses me of poisoning her (they're usually women) dog. Said I left the lid off a bucket of rat bait and the neurotic creature (it attacks people) helped itself. I found the bucket later, the original lid had been gnawed off and replaced by an ill fitting lid that a horse fart could blow off. As I'm around every day she 'reasoned' that I was the culprit. I politely informed her I don't use baits and had no idea the baits were around. Not even rat season yet, that's Autumn when the food dries up, you don't really lay baits till then. You'd think, being stables there'd be some awareness but someone must be held accountable! Too late now, the entire horsey set been told! Spring is in the air, no doubt soon I'll be loading a few of them into ambulances with a cracked spine or pelvis this season.
I try to steer clear of animal obsessed women but sooner or later I come in contact with these retards, usually with my job. From cats up trees to women mauled by their fur babeeeeeez! I've received complaints because I didn't want to risk my life getting some cat out of a tree. The fact that same cat munches through dozens of native animals yearly is of no import. Its madness, I know of dog obsessed people who's properties are infested with feral deer. I've offered to feed their dogs by harvesting them quietly and efficiently in exchange for meat and hides but what do they do? Feed them cereal filled kibble and canned sludge, I've met dogs after butchering deer at home, they cry in frustration, nudging my hands, where is it, gimme some?! No dearest, mommy knows best!
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