Shoo fly

[D Rusak]

I was speaking with the parent of one of my students today after his lesson. GWB is going to be giving a speech at his school, and apparently he has been specially selected to meet the lame duck. We were joking around about what he could play for the event (he's only been playing for about 3 months). He suggested, "Shoo fly, don't bother me".



It gives me some hope for America. Oh wait, this kid is a product of the Italian educational system, at least until this past September. Never mind....

 

[dant]

Just some thoughts on the Production of: `Shoo Fly' and the
wardrobe/props that might be needed:

(Perhaps, members could add more to the joke but here is my list. :P)

1) RAID-Suit, with urine spray-bottle (non-Eco friendly)
2) A human-sized fly swatter (Eco friendly)
3) Human-sized Fly paper placed at a strategic location and in the path of the `pest' (Eco-friendly)
4) Electronic fly zapper (arc/bolt up to 50 ft.), with auto-sensor/locator, specifically tuned to f-LIErs
(Optional special effects: Sound to simulate lightning/thunder everytime GWB opens his mouth)

Cheers,
Dan