So dark the son of Mac.

[rs]

http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/icryptex/

 

[domi]

Blue screen leads to suffering. Suffering leads to pain. Pain leads to anger. Anger leads to the Mac side.

 

[CarpeDiem]

Please, spmeone tell me that i'm a paranoid!
Appledei(dot)com has a link to Pacific Die Cut Industries company (PDCI)
I read just several lines of the list of their products and freaked out (sorry, i don't know right word) - blood was freezing in my veins

Pacific Die Cut Announces New Lamination Process Reducing Production Time for Medical Customers

Laminating
Pacific Die Cut Industries has long been a leader in managing the art and science of lamination. Multiple layers of materials are treated with a variety of pressure sensitive adhesives and bonded together to form a composite layer best suited to a specific application. Experience in material science and the unique design of our laminating equipment allow Pacific Die Cut Industries to provide the perfect solution to custom laminating and pressure sensitive requirements

Die cutting/kiss cutting
Superior part-to-part consistency begins with state of the art equipment, featuring roll to roll rotary, as well as continuous length, flat-bed,high-speed, steel-rule kiss cutting. Highly sophisticated multi-stationed computer controlled rotary converting systems and advanced high speed kiss cutting presses equipped with ultra-sensitive optics, promise the most accurate registration available in the industry. Solid, male/female, class "A" tools are routinely used in fabrication of some of the most challenging designs.

Energy Absorption Pads
Pacific Die Cut Industries has worked with numerous customers in the automotive and biotech markets, engineering the perfect combination of material, adhesive and customer objective in vibration and noise dampening/abatement. Energy absorption pads are placed in high velocity compressed areas of the device, filtering sound, forces, and vibrations. PDCI is a vertically integrated supplier, and can also assist in assembling these energy absorption pads into the end device.

Just-In-Time (JIT) delivery
Just-in-time (JIT) is a management philosophy that strives to eliminate sources of manufacturing waste by producing the right part in the right place at the right time. Waste results from any activity that adds cost without adding value, such as moving and storing. JIT (also known as lean production or stockless production) should improve profits and return on investment by reducing inventory levels (increasing the inventory turnover rate), reducing variability, improving product quality, reducing production and delivery lead times, and reducing other costs (such as those associated with machine setup and equipment breakdown). In a JIT system, underutilized (excess) capacity is used instead of buffer inventories to hedge against problems that may arise.
JIT applies primarily to repetitive manufacturing processes in which the same products and components are produced over and over again. The general idea is to establish flow processes (even when the facility uses a jobbing or batch process layout) by linking work centers so that there is an even, balanced flow of materials throughout the entire production process, similar to that found in an assembly line. To accomplish this, an attempt is made to reach the goals of driving all queues toward zero and achieving the ideal lot size of one unit.
Kanban
A kanban system is a pull system, in which the kanban is used to pull parts to the next production stage when they are needed; a MRP system (or any schedule based system) is a push system, in which a detailed production schedule for each part is used to push parts to the next production stage when scheduled. The weakness of a push system (MRP) is that customer demand must be forecast and production lead times must be estimated. Bad guesses (forecasts or estimates) result in excess inventory, and the longer the lead time, the more room for error. The weakness of a pull system (kanban) is that following the JIT production philosophy is essential, especially concerning the elements of short setup times and small lot sizes.
Like our JIT (Just-in-Time) delivery, we inventory raw materials and develop routine production scheduling to ensure that at least several releases are in stock to meet our customers' most critical deadlines, and sometimes unexpected increases in usage.

I'm close near to paranoia but it standed for me
here:

[re: the Orion reptoids (aka lizzies)]

Q: (Laura) Well, do they just take people and kill them? I
mean, what do they do? And don't baby me, I really need
to know here?!
A. They slice them up.
Q: (Laura) Do they die?
A. Maximum matter and energy transfer occurs during this type
of transition.
Q: (Laura) In other words, you are saying that a slow painful
death gives them the most of what they want? This is
totally sick. Whoever these creeps are they are totally
disgusting!
A. You asked for truth. You say it is sick but it is merely
the ultimate form of service to self.
- - - - -

And that, my friends, is why *smart* reptoids choose:

The Abductee Slicer(tm) [from RonCo!]
======================================

Yes, that's right, now you too can enjoy all the benefits of a fine, home-cooked meal of freshly mutilated humans right there in your very own hollowed-out-battle-planetoid, the Hale-Bopp Special!

Wondering what to do with those pesky 3D-ers once you've raped and pillaged every available orifice to your heart's content? Don't just throw them away, there's PLENTY more terror, despair and hopelessness which you can milk from them.

In fact, the fun has only just begun!

Why, just listen to these satisfied customers:

"Mmmmm, good!" said the head reptoid as he smelled the delicious aroma of that fresh, human blood which was so wonderfully seasoned by all the extra adrenaline which the heinous torture of RonCo's
Abductee Slicer(tm) had just delivered, "Just like Mom used to make!"

"I like the taste of the lightworkers who finally realize in abject visceral terror what we are truly all about!" said Junior with a big, toothy smile -- a shred of flesh wedged between his upper
incisors.

Sis, noshing on the neck of a Zetan abductee, grimmaced momentarily then, after spitting out the implant which chipped her upper right bicuspid, remarked, "Even the Zetan leftovers taste better when they
are flavored with such stark terror and unimaginable pain!"

"Mmmmm...Abductee Sliced(tm) human body parts. It's the only kind my mom lets me chew!" chortled the cuddly little infant in the highchair as he banged his fork noisily on the tray.

That's right, now you too can enjoy the extra goodness of human blood, enzymes and body-parts which have been delightfully and delectably seasoned to perfection; every last morsel of terror
and excruciating pain invoked to procure that tasty reptoid spice-o-choice.

How does it work?

Dual action! As the laser beam sears through the flesh, all blood vessels are immediately cauterized so the human does not die too quickly from lack of blood. This can prolong death for hours.

But wait -- there's more!

As an EM ELF field is generated to encapsulate the consciousness in a field of visceral terror, further excruciating pain is generated by the pulsed microwave emmissions which literally dance in high-heels on the raw, exposed nerves freshly exposed by the gaping wound.

"It's absolutely MARVELOUS!" raved the ships cook, "I get slice after slice after slice of paper-thin arms, legs, testicles and so forth yet try as he might, the victim simply cannot die until *I* let him. Why, you should hear them scream. What a delight!"

That's right folks, is it any wonder why 4 out of 5 reptoids prefer the Abductee Slicer(tm)?

Order yours TODAY!

 

[Niall]

Carpe, you are (a) paranoid :)

But that's a good thing too

I can't see any connection between Laura's 'Abductee-Masher' device and that Pacific Die product. Perhaps you're not familiar with that kind of 'sales' language and became confused when you noticed it had a similar tone to Laura's pretend sales pitch? Don't worry, it's common in advertising!

 

[Mark]

Anger leads to the Mac side.

or maybe to Ubuntu or Freespire ;)

 

[Ryan]

Please, spmeone tell me that i'm a paranoid!
Appledei(dot)com has a link to Pacific Die Cut Industries company (PDCI)
I read just several lines of the list of their products and freaked out (sorry, i don't know right word) - blood was freezing in my veins

You're paranoid. I can't see any logical connection between a laminating company, "alien abduction" and an Apple spoof website. Maybe you should unplug from the 'net for a while and get some exercise. ;)

 

[Hephaestus]

Everything is about to go real South, with the upcoming destruction of America, WWIII, the weather, the next ice age, the Nephilim invasion... but at least we can enjoy a good laugh

Yes the next four years are going to be one heck of a ride, with all that happening.