Haiku
Jedi Master
Two men at a discussion table, let’s join in …
Dr. Halfaminda, a greying man in his mid-sixties, horned rim glasses, part of a paper clip in the hinge and tape on the nose. Today he was dress in a turtleneck sweater, slacks and shoes all in a grey color that matched the color of his hair and beard, maybe he was just trying to match today.
Haiku, “Good morning, we have Dr. Halfaminda who just showed up here again. He handed me this paper … let me read it to you …
‘Wake up people, they are here and watching you right now. *Please remove all plants from the interview room*’
Haiku asked, “What’s this all about Doctor?”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Did you not hear what you just read … you have three house plants in the room … and that one is a mother-in-law-tongue plant, I can’t do an interview with it here in the same room.”
The three plants were a six-foot-tall elephant ear, a creeping charley that had recently been cut back and the mother-in-law-tongue plant, they were all in large pots. It took Haiku a few minutes, but he successfully moved them out of the room and closed the door. It was an odd request at best … but this was Dr. Halfaminda …
Dr. Halfaminda was checking out the room, he inspected the items on the desk, going one by one to identify what each item was. Then he turned to the room, he saw something and stated, “Arachnids, they’re not a problem … but I would get rid of them before they have babies,” he was inferring to the spider web in the corner of the roof.
He was too quiet, so Haiku asked, “So doctor, are you here wanting to talk about the drone sightings of late?”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Drones … that’s just a bunch of hogwash. Most of them aren’t even alien, you just have to see the other signs to find the real ones.”
Haiku asked, “Other signs … can you ah, tell us about them?”
Dr. Halfaminda replied, “Simpleton people, they just don’t watch the perimeter … at all. It’s easy, just look for the thing that’s wrong … like your cell acting up, a barometric pressure change, a wind in the wrong place, and always carry a compass, you can find vortices with them and identify deviations around you. And not those app ones on your phone, a simple magnetic compass,” he showed his military class one, “This is mine.” As he put it away he continued, “This is a cause and effect item … if they open a window, that alone can have an effect … lord forbid they do something on this side, that can have all kinds of effects in this density … energy draws,” he was quiet for a moment then he said, “Watch for crop circles … same energy.”
Haiku stated, “This is good advice, we just need to carry a couple of pieces of mechanical equipment … I got a compass here from a cracker-jack box … somewhere. But I get the gist that you want to talk about other items, what have you been working on?”
Dr. Halfaminda nodded and said, “Do you know where you are?”
Odd question, odd question at that … Haiku said, “I suspect that you have a different answer to that as I would … you seem to point out higher level elements.”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Your right … let's start at the higher level, we’re in the Milky Way galaxy, it’s a predator galaxy as it has captured several other galaxies as it zooms through the universe. Now we are on one of the spiraling arms … captured from a tri-armed galaxy … it has a resident lifeform, the Orion’s that have been in this arm of the galaxy since before it was absorbed. Do you know what lifeform the Orion’s are?”
Haiku answered him, “Of course, they’re plants lifeforms, grown rather than birthed or hatched.”
Dr. Halfaminda replied, “Hey, good someone is doing their homework. Now it is a known fact that plants do communicate with each other, this is done primarily through chemical signals released into the air or soil, which allows them to share information about environmental conditions like threats from pests or drought, essentially "talking" to one another without vocal sounds; this communication happens through the release of volatile organic compounds and underground root networks. I expect that there is some level of vibrations that they emit at the same time. So do you get it yet?”
Haiku had the deer in the headlight look as he said, “Sorry, I’m slow on some things ... can you give us some more of your thoughts on this matter?”
Dr. Halfaminda stated, “And you had a mother-in-law plant right beside you … let me give you all the puzzle pieces. The Orion’s are plants, plants talk to plants, that means that you have an Orion’s spy and it’s sitting right beside you … Wake up man! The aliens are here and you’re watering the spy to keep it alive.”
Haiku said, “Wow! I didn’t think of it like that, what about all the plants outside, are the same?”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Of course, how do you think they keep a watch on us … why expel effort when you can have a lower lifeform take care of it for you. While we are on the subject, I see others here outside, take you’re Leucojum, the snowflake bulbs just outside your door, there a bit early aren’t they.”
Haiku said, “Yea I noticed that they’re a good two months early. Are you saying that an Orion made them do this?”
Dr. Halfaminda stated, “Either that or it is one of these effects from the alien drones, this could be another effect from them. This is what I was talking about, these are signs of them being here … how about that red stalked plant we can see right there, were you not even curious about why it was there. That’s a swamp plant … I don’t see the environment here that it needs to flourish like it’s doing right there.”
Haiku said, “Yes, I’ve noticed it … been there for the last four years and it keeps getting bigger every year. You saying that it is another spy?”
Dr. Halfaminda stated, “That and maybe a premonition, like maybe the water level is going to come up to it … it is a possibility. There’s a fine line between fate and luck.”
Haiku said, “That true … can I ask you something?”
Dr. Halfaminda shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fire away?”
And Haiku asked, “What’s up with all the grey clothes?”
Dr. Halfaminda took off his glasses and put on a pair of aviators that were tinted the same grey and stated, “It to hide from them, they don’t see this color as a threat.” With that he got up and opened one of the windows in the room. He stepped back two steps and dove through taking the screen with him.
Haiku got up to look outside, basically to see if he was okay, he is an older man for goodness sakes … he was gone. But the damaged screen wasn’t. He said, “I guess that’s all we get of the doctor today, thank you all for listening in.” In a louder tone out the window, “Hey, you going to pay for that screen?”
Haiku …
Dr. Halfaminda, a greying man in his mid-sixties, horned rim glasses, part of a paper clip in the hinge and tape on the nose. Today he was dress in a turtleneck sweater, slacks and shoes all in a grey color that matched the color of his hair and beard, maybe he was just trying to match today.
Haiku, “Good morning, we have Dr. Halfaminda who just showed up here again. He handed me this paper … let me read it to you …
‘Wake up people, they are here and watching you right now. *Please remove all plants from the interview room*’
Haiku asked, “What’s this all about Doctor?”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Did you not hear what you just read … you have three house plants in the room … and that one is a mother-in-law-tongue plant, I can’t do an interview with it here in the same room.”
The three plants were a six-foot-tall elephant ear, a creeping charley that had recently been cut back and the mother-in-law-tongue plant, they were all in large pots. It took Haiku a few minutes, but he successfully moved them out of the room and closed the door. It was an odd request at best … but this was Dr. Halfaminda …
Dr. Halfaminda was checking out the room, he inspected the items on the desk, going one by one to identify what each item was. Then he turned to the room, he saw something and stated, “Arachnids, they’re not a problem … but I would get rid of them before they have babies,” he was inferring to the spider web in the corner of the roof.
He was too quiet, so Haiku asked, “So doctor, are you here wanting to talk about the drone sightings of late?”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Drones … that’s just a bunch of hogwash. Most of them aren’t even alien, you just have to see the other signs to find the real ones.”
Haiku asked, “Other signs … can you ah, tell us about them?”
Dr. Halfaminda replied, “Simpleton people, they just don’t watch the perimeter … at all. It’s easy, just look for the thing that’s wrong … like your cell acting up, a barometric pressure change, a wind in the wrong place, and always carry a compass, you can find vortices with them and identify deviations around you. And not those app ones on your phone, a simple magnetic compass,” he showed his military class one, “This is mine.” As he put it away he continued, “This is a cause and effect item … if they open a window, that alone can have an effect … lord forbid they do something on this side, that can have all kinds of effects in this density … energy draws,” he was quiet for a moment then he said, “Watch for crop circles … same energy.”
Haiku stated, “This is good advice, we just need to carry a couple of pieces of mechanical equipment … I got a compass here from a cracker-jack box … somewhere. But I get the gist that you want to talk about other items, what have you been working on?”
Dr. Halfaminda nodded and said, “Do you know where you are?”
Odd question, odd question at that … Haiku said, “I suspect that you have a different answer to that as I would … you seem to point out higher level elements.”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Your right … let's start at the higher level, we’re in the Milky Way galaxy, it’s a predator galaxy as it has captured several other galaxies as it zooms through the universe. Now we are on one of the spiraling arms … captured from a tri-armed galaxy … it has a resident lifeform, the Orion’s that have been in this arm of the galaxy since before it was absorbed. Do you know what lifeform the Orion’s are?”
Haiku answered him, “Of course, they’re plants lifeforms, grown rather than birthed or hatched.”
Dr. Halfaminda replied, “Hey, good someone is doing their homework. Now it is a known fact that plants do communicate with each other, this is done primarily through chemical signals released into the air or soil, which allows them to share information about environmental conditions like threats from pests or drought, essentially "talking" to one another without vocal sounds; this communication happens through the release of volatile organic compounds and underground root networks. I expect that there is some level of vibrations that they emit at the same time. So do you get it yet?”
Haiku had the deer in the headlight look as he said, “Sorry, I’m slow on some things ... can you give us some more of your thoughts on this matter?”
Dr. Halfaminda stated, “And you had a mother-in-law plant right beside you … let me give you all the puzzle pieces. The Orion’s are plants, plants talk to plants, that means that you have an Orion’s spy and it’s sitting right beside you … Wake up man! The aliens are here and you’re watering the spy to keep it alive.”
Haiku said, “Wow! I didn’t think of it like that, what about all the plants outside, are the same?”
Dr. Halfaminda said, “Of course, how do you think they keep a watch on us … why expel effort when you can have a lower lifeform take care of it for you. While we are on the subject, I see others here outside, take you’re Leucojum, the snowflake bulbs just outside your door, there a bit early aren’t they.”
Haiku said, “Yea I noticed that they’re a good two months early. Are you saying that an Orion made them do this?”
Dr. Halfaminda stated, “Either that or it is one of these effects from the alien drones, this could be another effect from them. This is what I was talking about, these are signs of them being here … how about that red stalked plant we can see right there, were you not even curious about why it was there. That’s a swamp plant … I don’t see the environment here that it needs to flourish like it’s doing right there.”
Haiku said, “Yes, I’ve noticed it … been there for the last four years and it keeps getting bigger every year. You saying that it is another spy?”
Dr. Halfaminda stated, “That and maybe a premonition, like maybe the water level is going to come up to it … it is a possibility. There’s a fine line between fate and luck.”
Haiku said, “That true … can I ask you something?”
Dr. Halfaminda shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fire away?”
And Haiku asked, “What’s up with all the grey clothes?”
Dr. Halfaminda took off his glasses and put on a pair of aviators that were tinted the same grey and stated, “It to hide from them, they don’t see this color as a threat.” With that he got up and opened one of the windows in the room. He stepped back two steps and dove through taking the screen with him.
Haiku got up to look outside, basically to see if he was okay, he is an older man for goodness sakes … he was gone. But the damaged screen wasn’t. He said, “I guess that’s all we get of the doctor today, thank you all for listening in.” In a louder tone out the window, “Hey, you going to pay for that screen?”
Haiku …
