Today's Ark's Quantum Quirks

nf3

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arkmod said:
My Jokes had to pause. My PC crashed and for several days now I am trying to recover the data from "partition unknown" and "unallocated". No success till now. Not much sleep. So, please, "tickle me"! :)


Wise as a serpent, gentle as a...parrot?

More here: _http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/
 

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Ark's quantum Quirk

nf3 said:
More here: _http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/
I like this one, and I'd like to think of it as a warning for those who think that size does matter.

 

Laura

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Ark's quantum Quirk

anart said:
...and 'SOMETHING'...

I guess I'm never gonna live down that experimental squash in the microwave!
 

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Ark's quantum Quirk

When I saw today's quirk, I thought to myself: "Yep, that's me at work." (Only when computers were not 'responding')

Today's Quirk:

 

Mikey

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Ark's quantum Quirk

Today's QQ (www.sott.net/image/image/5059/wavicle.jpg): Photon self-identity problems. I know: I am a wavicle!

Related comics:



That cat has some serious periodic components
 

sHiZo963

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Ark's quantum Quirk

Having just finished with Physical Chemistry at school, I can actually understand the ones you posted, Data :)
I love the fourier transformed cat! :lol:
 

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Ark's Quantum Quirks - James Taylor

In SOTT under Ark's Quantum Quirks


If these idiots would just take the bus, I could be home by now
This reminded me of a song by James Taylor (note the bold lyrical text in perpetuity).

Traffic Jam

(chorus)
Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper'll be cold
Damn this traffic jam


Well I left my job about 5 o'clock
It took fifteen minutes go three blocks
Just in time to stand in line
With a freeway looking like a parking lot


- chorus –


Now I almost had a heart attack
Looking in my rear view mirror
I saw myself the next car back
Looking in the rear view mirror
'bout to have a heart attack

I said


- chorus –


Now when I die I don't want no coffin
I thought about it all too often
Just strap me in behind the wheel
And bury me with my automobile


- chorus –


Damn...


Now I used to think that I was cool
Running around on fossil fuel
Until I saw what I was doing
Was driving down the road to ruin
 

Samuel

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Ark's Quantum Quirks

I just about fell out my seat laughing at today's Quantum Quark, "As it's Easy to See." That is classic! I'll have a little chuckle every once in awhile for the next couple of days on that one.
 

Luks

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Re: Ark's Quantum Quirks

Some of them are really good :D Ark likes absurd humor.
 

miguel angel

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Is there a typo in today's quantum quirk or maybe it has a meaning I don't understand?

https://www.sott.net/quirk/368187

It reads "The beech" and I guess it meant "The beach".
 

Palinurus

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Today's Quantum Quirk seems to have a typo: Piza should be spelled as Pisa when the Italian city is meant -- provided nothing else that went over my head was suggested or implied. :-)
 
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