ya bra, good fun time, thanks for lookin out, wen you find, send me an email or post the names here :) an hugs to tha wahine n da kamali'i. oh ya, no forget lua n kajukenbo, get many books n maybe dvds fo lua no? gon visit soon 2 coz you missed big time brah?
Wouldn't martial arts become redundant if you were to find yourself in a 4th density environment? Or perhaps just the martial arts that focus only on the physical would be redundant?
Well, a few things come to mind when I hear this, the first... um, yeah, people still fight, still good vs. bad, this is the level of physical existance, you are supposed to master and fully understand the limits and advantages of physical form. What you are saying is tantamount to a 3rd grader wondering if they still use division and multiplication in 4th grade, the answer is yes. Variable physicality or know, if you don't have the will to accomplish something is physical form here, then you won't have the will to do it there. Nothing gets easier, it gets harder.
The second thing is, you are being a bit presumptuous in thinking that you are going to make it to 4d. If it's your time, then it's your time, if not, it's not. The idea is to be ready when the time comes, and that means expanding awareness and strengthening will, which martial arts helps, n'est pas?
Okay, from a fellow programmer to another, let me try and see if I can compare various arts to various languages.
Now, I don't think I can actually find a programming language as useless and devoid of anything practiceable as Shotokan/*ryus, but if I had to pick one, that permitted the most amounts of screw ups and bad coding practices, I suppose it would be php. All karates fall into this category, we will call them the PHPs of martial arts, they can be good if you know what your doing, but no one who uses them does.
Kung Fus are kinda like Java, if you really know what you are doing, you can do some righteous stuff, but very few do, and very few can. Excepting a few Kung Fu-ish arts (Chinese martial arts) like Pakua, and Wing Tsun. Pakua would be like lisp, was awesome at one time, but no one is really into it anymore, Wing Tsun would be like Python, immenently cool, there is just always something a little easier or well known to do the job. You'd like to do it in python, but you just won't and it's no ones fault but your own. Kali/Escrima is like perl, it looks ugly but damn you do everything you need to do and fast. You hate using it, but you can't escape it, when it comes to all purpose tasks and administration, PERL is the way to go, and Kali/Escrima gets it done. Aikido is like Ruby, its just so fun, but you can't find a single real world use for it, theres always something else better, like wing tsun, you'd love to use ruby, it's just easier to use perl or php, and you are worse off for it.
The problem is, most programming languages are actually all kinda useful, meaning they share similar concepts, only the vocabulary is alittle different, MAs are similar, but it's hard to find a language as useless as say for instance kickboxing or judo. I am not sure about systema, as it has just about everything, but its hard to find sources to study from. There is no equivalent for Krav maga unles you know a language that copied all of the most brute force tactics from like 5 or 6 other languages, dumbed them down to work for a group of thugs who are only interested in a bloody body count. As a self defense style krav maga is the most psychopathic, and from what I have seen, not very effective unless you are fast and strong already. I have seen some of the crap they teach and it would only work if you were getting raped by someone representing the lowest end of the IQ measuring system.
Or another question might be, are there any martial art techniques that simply suck? Like maybe something that is a combination of something else that should not have been combined? Or something that is created recently that never had any spirituality or "substance" behind it etc?
1 Eye Gouge
2 Groin Strike
3 Elbow to the rear
4 muggers throw
5 chin strike
6 blocking of any kind
7 leg sweep
8 clench from the front
9 Whip toss
10 Kaiten Nage from a round house.
Most of these should be so self explanitory. Eye gouge, you can't be serious, first of all I am a fat stocky guy, if I am getting choked by anyone who is not shorter than me, my arms won't reach for an effective eye gouge, if I am a woman, no chance. And remember when you are getting choked you are not exactly in a focused state. Try it, I dare you, get a friend to really choke you and try to reach his eyes, half the time you won't even make it. I couldn't make it.
Groin strike, ya, that one was brilliant, the two most common situations you get taught this one is from a choke, or from a headlock. When someone has their hand around your neck and is choking you, and you hit them in the groin, what happens? Guys, you know, you coil up tightly in a fetal position. They don't let you go, they squeeze harder and fall over, no offense dude, but you'll be lucky if they don't break your neck.
Elbow to the rear, ya brilliant one. If a guy has a girl in a bear hug or muggers choke and he gets elbowed he might loosen up, but you won't get away, chances are he'll feel it coming or it will glance off his ribs, or he will be arched forward and you'll hit air, then what will really ensue is the defender's untimely passing out from getting clocked in the back of the head.
Muggers throw, umm, never turn your back on someone in a fight, and never commit yourself to a lower position without complete control, this one violates two major rules of combat.
Chin strike, not happening.
Don't block, never block. Unless you are strong and fast, you won't meet the strike in time to actually stop it, and if you do, you get clocked with the other hand, quit watching jet li movies, I have never seen anyone in a real fight be able to block more than 3 consecutive strikes before getting clocked.
Leg sweep, according to which style, lowered position, rarely works, not good with multiple attackers.
Clench from the front, this is a judoka thing, I see it all the time from judoka and highschool wrestlers, it's just plain stupid. Doing this gives your opponent access to the best attack points on the back and head. Royce could use it because he was good and quick, but I don't recommend it, and certainly never in a multiple attacker situation.
Whip Toss, it never works, just, it never works.
Kaiten Nage(Wheel Throw?), my favorite technique, just doesn't really work so well unless the person is really commited in their attack, and from a hay maker, not a chance, never turn your back on your opponent.
As for a list of martial arts created without spiritualism, Krav Maga stands out as the most psychopathic, JKDists are in an illusion with their form without form bull. Umm, I am not too big on martial systems created in the 20th, as their inherent nihilism is a big turn off.