Gimpy
The Living Force
So, I just looked at the receipt from a recent trip to the Washington
Monument, and it clearly states "Washington Monument Not For Resale."
But with a $850 Billon "Rescue" plan in the works, maybe it's time to
rethink that...
I mean, not selling the whole thing - although that would be a real
easy apartment building to find - but maybe just the naming rights.
I can see the new sign now:
Welcome to the Viagra Monument.
Please note that it may take up to one hour to get all the way up.
Also, if you remain at the peak for 4 or more hours, please contact
your physician.
Monument, and it clearly states "Washington Monument Not For Resale."
But with a $850 Billon "Rescue" plan in the works, maybe it's time to
rethink that...
I mean, not selling the whole thing - although that would be a real
easy apartment building to find - but maybe just the naming rights.
I can see the new sign now:
Welcome to the Viagra Monument.
Please note that it may take up to one hour to get all the way up.
Also, if you remain at the peak for 4 or more hours, please contact
your physician.
