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[quote author=latimes.com]L.A. man who set beloved homeless man on fire with flare pleads guilty to murder
A man accused of setting a beloved homeless man on fire two years ago has pleaded guilty to the crimes, prosecutors say. Ben Matthew Martin, 31, pleaded guilty to one count each of first-degree murder, torture and arson causing great bodily injury to John McGraham.

Authorities said Martin, a onetime barber, poured gasoline on the homeless man and then used a road flare to set him on fire.

L.A. police arrested Martin in Riverside County. He was connected to the 2008 slaying in the Mid-Wilshire area by eyewitnesses and DNA at the scene of the crime. Martin left a red plastic gasoline can behind at 3rd and Berendo streets.

Authorities said the motive was unclear, but sources said the unemployed barber had previously voiced his dislike of the homeless in the area.
McGraham was a well-known fixture in the neighborhood.

McGraham, 55, who once worked nearby as a bellman at the Ambassador Hotel, suffered from depression. For two decades, he repeatedly spurned efforts of family members and others to remove him from the streets and obtain treatment for him.
But those living and working in the densely populated, diverse neighborhood around 3rd and Berendo streets fed him daily and provided him with clothing.
More than 300 people attended his memorial.
-- Shelby Grad

_http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/03/a-man-accused-of-setting-a-beloved-homeless-man-on-fire-two-years-ago-pleaded-guilty-to-the-crimes-prosecut.html[/quote]

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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Teen with knife asks convenience store clerk not to tell mom about botched Utah robbery
By Associated Press

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Police said a teenager who botched a robbery at a Salt Lake City convenience store asked the clerk not to tell his mom. Salt Lake City police said the teen went into the store early Saturday morning and approached the counter with several items. As the clerk rung them up, the teen tried to sneak behind him and hold a knife to his neck. The clerk spun around with his hands up and smacked the teen in the face, knocking him to the floor.

The teen then asked the clerk not to call the police and then added "Don't tell my mom" before he fled. [/quote].

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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Dallas-area woman charged after allegedly tossing baby into SUV to block reposession
By Associated Press

DALLAS (AP) — A woman is accused of throwing her year-old son into her SUV in a failed attempt to stop the vehicle from being repossessed in Dallas. Krystal Gardner of Tool was jailed Wednesday on bail of nearly $3,800 on charges including child endangerment related to abandonment, no driver's license and no insurance. Electronic records at the Lew Sterrett Justice Center did not list an attorney for the 28-year-old mother, who was booked Monday.

Recovery agent Luke Ross told KTVT-TV that he was in the Ford Expedition when he saw Gardner toss the baby through an open window. He said the baby landed on the seat "like a kid bouncing on a bed."

Texas law bans a vehicle from being repossessed if a person is inside.

Police were called. The uninjured baby was removed, for placement with his father. Ross then repossessed the SUV.
Information from: KTVT-TV, _http://www.cbs11tv.com[/quote]

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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Man fleeing police near Cleveland jumps fence _ and lands in yard of state prison

CLEVELAND (AP) — Police say a motorist fleeing officers in Cleveland abandoned his car and jumped a fence — landing in what turned out to be a prison yard.

Garfield Heights police say the chase started in that suburb early Monday over a traffic violation and reached speeds of 90 mph.

Police say that after a race through several communities, the driver and a passenger bolted from the car and headed for a fence.

They apparently did not realize it was on the outside the state women's prison in Cleveland.

They were arrested along with two other passengers who also tried to flee.[/quote]


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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Police file public drunkenness charge against Pa. man seen trying to resuscitate roadkill
By Associated Press

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.[/quote]

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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Burglary suspect found dangling from ventilation system says he was playing hide-and-seek

By Associated Press

NORTH EAST, Md. (AP) — A burglary suspect came up with a creative explanation after he was found dangling from the ventilation system of a Maryland convenience store. He told police he was playing hide-and-seek.

Cecil County sheriff's deputies said the owner of a BP convenience store in North East was opening up Wednesday morning when he spotted a pair of feet dangling from a duct. Deputies responded and freed a 20-year-old man.

Deputies said the man removed a ventilation cover and crawled through the vent before getting stuck and setting off a fire extinguisher that sprayed powder all over the store.

The man told deputies he was playing hide-and-seek on the roof with other adults and decided to hide in the ventilation system. He said the other players couldn't figure out where he was and stopped looking for him.[/quote]


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Utah woman sentenced in hammer attack on husband after blindfolding him, promising a surprise

By Associated Press

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah woman has been sentenced to 30 days in jail with credit for two days served for blindfolding her husband and promising him a surprise before hitting him in the head with a hammer three years ago.

Amy Teresa Ricks also was sentenced to probation and community service Monday in 3rd District Court. The 37-year-old pleaded guilty to second-degree felony aggravated assault in February.

Prosecutors have agreed to reduce the conviction to a third-degree felony after Ricks completes probation. They also agreed to let Ricks seek expungement of the crime after seven years.

Ricks' husband suffered minor injuries in the May 2007 attack. At the time of her plea, Ricks' defense attorney said the two were still married but were separated.

Information from: The Salt Lake Tribune, _http://www.sltrib.com[/quote]


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Wis. police nab woman who allegedly shot people with a blow gun to hear them say 'ouch'

By Associated Press

STEVENS POINT, Wis. (AP) — A 41-year-old woman was jailed after police say she went on a blow gun spree. The Stevens Point Journal reported that police got a report at 9 p.m. Wednesday from a 25-year-old woman who said she was walking downtown when she felt something hit her chest. In the next half hour, three more people made similar reports. None were seriously injured.

One of the victims reported she saw the dart shot from a pipe sticking out the window of a black minivan. Police pulled the vehicle over at 9:30 p.m. and found a blow gun, a slingshot and a bucket of rocks inside.

Police arrested the van's driver, Paula Wolf, and said she eventually admitted to shooting the pedestrians. She allegedly told an officer that she "liked to hear people say ouch."

Wolf has been charged with recklessly endangering safety. She could not be reached for comment.

Information from: Stevens Point Journal, _http://www.stevenspointjournal.com[/quote]


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[quote author=staunchusa.com]Florida Vampire Decides to Run for President

Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C., to become the nation’s first vampire president.

Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.

“I haven’t dated a girl older than 19 since 2006,” said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. “It’s good to be me.”

“The Impaler” claims he’s a direct descendent of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula.

He has scheduled a Monday news conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for president of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the GOP.

He ran for governor of Minnesota in 2006 and also had short-lived bids for U.S. Senate in 2000, U.S. President in 2004, and U.S. President in 2008.

In an extended interview with WTSP-TV, Sharkey shared well-thought-out opinions on capital punishment, the abortion issue, and veterans issues. However, he also bragged about having numerous teen-age girlfriends in recent years.

The girls have also provided several skeletons in Sharkey’s closet.

- He’s accused of “brainwashing” a 16-year-old in Minnesota. The two were engaged until last month. Her family now has a restraining order against Sharkey and claims his texts to her violate it.

- He reportedly admitted to harassing another 16-year-old Minnesota girl online in 2009.

- He was arrested in Tennessee several years ago and is currently on probation from Indiana after he was found guilty in 2009 of intimidating a judge. He served six months in a Marion Co. jail before his release. Sources confirm the Secret Service has had to keep him on its radar, since he moves around the country.

Sharkey was once on the Executive Committee of the Hillsborough Co. Republican Party in the 1990s, but A.J. Matthews, HCRP State Committeeman, says he didn’t show any of the extreme behaviors he’s exhibiting now.

“He does believe in Republican values,” Matthews said. “Is he going to make a big splash with his current identification of being a vampire? That’s up to the voters to decide.”

Matthews said he’d help Sharkey with campaign basics, just like he would any Republican candidate. But he’s been trying to advise him to focus on mainstream issues and away from the extreme behaviors.

Sharkey, meanwhile, continues to develop a movie on his campaign, “The True Impaler.” You can read about the campaign on his Web site, _www.TheImpalerForMNGovernor.us.[/quote]


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[quote author=dentonrc.com] Texas demolition crew mistakenly demolishes woman's house instead of the one across the street

By Peggy Heinkel-Wolfe / Staff Writer

A demolition crew rolled its bulldozer up the wrong side of Ruddell Street last week, leaving Francis Howard with a big hole in the front of her longtime family home.

Howard, 69, lives with her son in Frisco. She said another woman, who was digging irises in the flower beds Wednesday, tried to stop the crew before the porch and the front of the house came tumbling down.

Francis Howard of Frisco stands in front of the house she owns at 724 Ruddell St., which was accidentally bulldozed last week. The demolition crew had orders to tear down 721 Ruddell St., seen below.

The crew was supposed to be tearing down 721 Ruddell, the house across the street.

“I don’t have the words to say,” Howard said.

According to city records, Denton’s Construction and Advisory Appeals Board ordered in January that house either be repaired or demolished. In the past six years, city code enforcement officers have found six violations there, including high grass and weeds, outside storage, junked vehicles and failure to secure the structure.

Howard is having trouble figuring out what to do next. According to city records, her home also was in front of the Construction and Advisory Appeals Board on April 15, but she had pledged to repair it by July 15. Cabrales said the clock is still ticking on that deadline, but she could ask for an extension.

Howard’s house number — 724 — and a “no trespassing” sign still hung prominently on her half-standing structure Monday morning. The house was her family’s home for 47 years.

“I just want this house put back together,” she said, adding, “I think I need a lawyer.”

City records show that Jeremy Jaruis, of Gainesville, applied Monday for a permit to demolish all the structures at 721 Ruddell and paid the $130 fee. Records show that he was to call the city’s water and electricity departments, as well as TXU Gas, to disconnect the utilities before beginning work.

He declined to comment on the mix-up. Howard’s three-bedroom, two-bath house, measuring about 1,700 square feet, was appraised by the Denton Central Appraisal District for $24,116 in 2009. According to city spokesman John Cabrales, the utility lines — electric, telephone, gas and water — were still connected at 724 Ruddell when crews rolled in last week, but it was unclear if the utilities were live.

Howard said she’s heard two offers since the accidental demolition began — a $5,000 payment or another house.

County tax records show Paul Fisher as the the listed owner of 721 Ruddell and nine other homes in Denton, averaging about $42,000 in value. City records show Fisher also manages 18 other properties for his son, Craig Fisher.

Paul Fisher, who lives in King, N.C., also declined to comment, saying he couldn’t until the situation was straightened out.

Of the Fishers’ 28 total properties, the city’s code enforcement department has opened a case on all of those properties in the past six years, Cabrales said. [/quote]


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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Nebraska police say woman tackles and bites man's ear after being called fat
By Associated Press

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man.

He told them that he'd been bitten at a party.

Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.

Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.

Flood said the ear chunk was not found.

Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and remained in custody Wednesday. Case records don't yet list her attorney's name.[/quote]


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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Nicolet High School Student attacked by "ninja" in woods near school

Myra Sanchick
FOX 6 Reporter
WITI-TV, GLENDALE

A high school student is recovering from a large gash in the head. Police in River Hills are investigating the case of the masked attacker.

The attack happened in the woods near Nicolet High School along the Milwaukee River. Police say kids were walking through the woods when someone dressed like a ninja confronted them. He mentioned he was "protecting the woods" and then slashed one boy's forehead. The boy needed twenty stitches to close the wound. Police say there are indications the machete cut right through to the boy's skull.

Police arrested the 16-year-old attacker at his home. When they went to his room, they found the machete involved in the attack and another sword under the boy's bed.

The 16-year-old boy has been referred to the Milwaukee County Children's Court and he's awaiting charges.
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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]After days of lulling assurances, government suddenly says the oil spill is a major crisis

CALVIN WOODWARD
Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) — Suddenly, everything changed.

For days, as an oil spill spread in the Gulf of Mexico, BP assured the government the plume was manageable, not catastrophic. Federal authorities were content to let the company handle the mess while keeping an eye on the operation.

But then government scientists realized the leak was five times larger than they had been led to believe, and days of lulling statistics and reassuring words gave way Thursday to an all-hands-on-deck emergency response. Now questions are sure to be raised about a self-policing system that trusted a commercial operator to take care of its own mishap even as it grew into a menace imperiling Gulf Coast nature and livelihoods from Florida to Texas.

The pivot point had come Wednesday night, at a news conference at an oil research center in the tiny community of Robert, La. That's when the nation learned the earlier estimates were way off, and an additional leak had been found.

On Thursday, President Barack Obama set in motion a larger federal mobilization, pledging to deploy "every single available resource" to the area and ordering his disaster and environmental leaders to get down there in person. Only a few days after the Coast Guard assured the country there was "ample time" to protect the coast if oil came ashore, warnings from the government were newly alarming.

"I am frightened for the country, for the environment," David Kennedy, assistant chief of the National Ocean Service at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, told The Associated Press. "This is a very, very big thing, and the efforts that are going to be required to do anything about it, especially if it continues on, are just mind-boggling."

The political subtext of the crisis was clear and increasingly on people's minds, whether from a federal office deploying oil-containment booms or from a Louisiana parish awaiting yet another sucker punch from the sea.

Will this be Obama's Katrina? Should the federal and state governments have done more, and earlier? Did they learn the lessons of the devastating hurricane?

Political calculations vied with the increasingly scary Gulf reality — hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil and its progression to landfall Thursday night. Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who also is in a hot campaign for the Senate, flew over the slick and commended the federal actions to date but wondered if anyone, really, could be doing enough in this situation. "It appeared to me," he said, "that this is probably much bigger than we can fathom."

The crisis began with a massive explosion aboard the drilling rig Deepwater Horizon on April 20, more than 40 miles off the Louisiana coast. The search for 11 missing workers overshadowed environmental concerns until they were given up for lost.

Rear Adm. Mary Landry, chief of the Coast Guard in the region, said at the outset that most of the oil was burning off, leaving only a moderate rainbow sheen on the water and no sign of a major spill.

"Both the industry and the Coast Guard have technical experts actively at work," she said. "So there's a whole technical team on both sides of the aisle here to ensure we keep the conditions stable."

Two days later, the Deepwater Horizon sank and crews spotted a 1-by-5-mile sheen with a dark center that appeared to be a crude oil mix. Obama got his first briefing on the accident.

Landry said the following day that no oil appeared to be leaking from a well head at the ocean floor, nor was any leaking noted at the surface.

At the White House, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said that sometimes accidents happen, and the loss of the Deepwater Horizon was no reason to back off on the president's recent decision to support expanded offshore drilling.

Throughout last week and into this one, the government was deferring to BP on what was being done at the site and on assessments of progress.

The Coast Guard was not doing its own independent, firsthand assessment of the seabed rupture. Landry repeatedly asserted that BP was the responsible party and would shoulder the costs and organizational duties associated with the cleanup effort while the Coast Guard monitored things and approved the numbers of vessels working the scene and the methods of control.

On Monday, Landry offered assurances that the Gulf Coast should be safe. "This is ample time to protect sensitive areas and prepare for cleanup should the oil impact this area," she said. And at sea, BP officials were "doing their best."

On Wednesday night, she reported the findings of federal experts that up to 5,000 barrels a day were leaking from the well. BP had estimated only 1,000. As well, the company told the Coast Guard a new leak had been found. Obama was briefed on these developments on Air Force One while returning at night from the Midwest.

By Thursday afternoon, the White House had assembled a team of top advisers to showcase the administration's determination to head off the damage posed by the oil slick. And Gibbs acknowledged details of the president's drilling proposal might be revisited, depending on the investigation into the rig explosion and spill.

The equation had changed, like a hurricane setting a new course.
_www.chicagotribune.com/business/sns-ap-us-oil-spill-what-went-wrong,0,2835748.story[/quote]


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[quote author=nydailynews.com] Biker's corpse propped on motorcycle for three-day wake

BY Neil Nagraj
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

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When David Morales Colon was murdered, his family
turned his wake into a celebration of his life's love.


He was born to ride - and that's how his family sent him to meet his maker.

After 22-year-old David Morales Colon was murdered last Thursday, his family enlisted the help of Marin Funeral Home in San Juan, Puerto Rico, to make his wake a tribute to his life's passion - motorcycling.


Colon's body was embalmed, dressed in shades and blue jeans, and set astride his Honda CBR600, 1010wins.com reports, for the duration of his three-day wake.

The funeral home that made the arrangements reportedly has experience handling unusual requests.

In 2008, it embalmed a 24-year-old man and arranged for his corpse to stand for the entirety of his wake.[/quote]


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Fla. police say a man called 911 to complain that his mother took his beer
By Associated Press

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A 32-year-old Pasco County man who called 911 to complain about his mother is facing criminal charges. According to a sheriff's office arrest report, Charles Dennison told a deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison was reportedly "very intoxicated" when the deputy arrived at the New Port Richey home.

Dennison told the deputy that he would keep calling emergency responders if his mother wasn't charged. He has been charged with making false 911 calls and was jailed on $150 bond.

It was unclear if he had an attorney.

Information from: St. Petersburg Times, _http://www.sptimes.com[/quote]


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Wisconsin man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers gets 30 months probation
By Associated Press

STEVENS POINT, Wis. (AP) — An Amherst man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation. Dillon Makuski, 20, was convicted of possession of burglary tools. The Stevens Point Journal reports Makuski also must serve 200 hours of community service and undergo a psycho-sexual examination.

Makuski was detained by the homeowner after entering an Amherst home last September. A Portage County sheriff's deputy found six dirty diapers in Makuski's pockets.

The complaint said Makuski entered the house because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house.

According to the complaint, when asked whether he intended to steal dirty diapers, Makuski said "yes."

Information from: Stevens Point Journal, _http://www.stevenspointjournal.com[/quote]


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Fla. man lends truck to stranger for beer run, claims carjacking when stranger doesn't return
By Associated Press

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Lending one's truck to a stranger to make a beer run is stupid. Compounding that by telling police you were carjacked is stupider. But Daytona Beach police said a 33-year-old man did both recently. He called police May 27 to say possibly armed men ordered him out of the truck while stopped at a light at 4 a.m.

Police reviewed video taken by a camera at the intersection and found nothing. When investigators confronted the alleged victim, he confessed he had lent the truck to a man he'd met while drinking at a motel. He said the man said he wanted to get more beer but never returned.

He told police he lied about the carjacking because he was embarrassed.

He was charged with making a false police report.[/quote]

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Police say naked man yelling he's 'Jesus' causes I-95 accident, delays traffic for 6 hours
By Associated Press


DARIEN, Conn. (AP) — Police said a naked man yelling that he was 'Jesus' was the catalyst for a five-vehicle accident on Interstate 95 North in Darien that injured three people and slowed traffic for nearly six hours. Police Sgt. Jeremiah Marron said officers responded to reports Saturday that a nude male was causing a disturbance on I-95. As police arrived, the man got into a car but police were able to pull the vehicle over.

Police said a tractor-trailer driver then slammed on the brakes to avoid another driver distracted by the highway commotion. The big rig jackknifed, careened into four cars and flipped over.

Rescue workers extricated the driver of the tractor-trailer.

The naked man's name was not released. It was not immediately known if he was charged.

Information from: The Hour, _http://www. thehour.com[/quote]

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[quote author=Associated Press 8:28 PM CDT, June 14, 2010] Idaho police arrest woman, 74, for allegedly pouring mayonnaise in library's book drop box

BOISE, Idaho (AP) — Police in Idaho think they might have solved a yearlong condiment crime spree. Authorities said a 74-year-old Boise woman arrested after pouring mayonnaise in the Ada County library's book drop box is a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes.

Joy L. Cassidy was picked up Sunday at the library, moments after police say she pulled through the outside drive-through and dumped a jar of mayo in the box designated for reading materials.

Cassidy was released from jail and faces a misdemeanor charge of malicious injury to property.

Boise police say Cassidy is under investigation for other cases of vandalism that started in May 2009. Library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup.[/quote]


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[quote author=chicagobreakingnews.com]Woman paid bail of man now charged in her slaying

Weeks before a retired school teacher was found dead inside her Brookfield home, she posted bond that freed the man now charged with her murder, the Tribune has learned.

Marilyn Fay, 65, used her credit card on May 27 to put up the $2,500 bond for Steven Kellmann, according to court documents. Fay was found dead in her home on the 3300 block of Arthur Avenue on June 14.

Kellmann had been arrested in May on a felony charge of driving with a suspended license.

Fay posted 10 percent of the $25,000 bail set in the case and is listed on the bond document as a "friend" of Kellmann.

Fay had repeatedly tried to help Kellmann -- an alleged drug addict with a lengthy criminal record -- and had even let him stay in her home when he was homeless.

Kellmann first met Fay at the Brookfield Public Library, where she worked part time, and for a time she allowed him to live at her home, according to authorities and Fay's friends.

She had tried to help him repeatedly because she saw the good in him, and even after she asked him to move out because he had anger management problems, she allowed him to do handyman work at her house, friends said.

Several times in the past, Kellmann had posted bond but violated the terms for his release and forfeited the money.

In the May arrest, a Chicago police officer spotted Kellman driving on the Eisenhower Expressway without a seat belt and pulled him over about 10:30 p.m. May 16, according to prosecutors. He was arrested on a charge of driving with a suspended license that stemmed from a prior DUI arrest, prosecutors said.

This morning, Judge James Gavin set a $2 million bail for Kellman, citing his arrest record and bond forfeitures.

Assistant State's Attorney Andres Almendarez said Fay was last seen alive with Kellmann about 7 p.m. Sunday. Her body was found by police the next day in the bedroom of her Brookfield home. She had been stabbed, beaten and suffocated.

In the hours after her death, Kellmann tried to use her credit cards three times. He also called family members telling them he had messed up, was suicidal, was going back to jail and that he had killed somebody, Almendarez told the judge.

Using a locating signal from a cell phone, Kellmann was arrested about 5 p.m. in a hotel room on the Southwest Side of Chicago with a 23-year-old Arlington Heights woman.

Fay's SUV was parked a block and a half away. In the hotel room police found bloody clothing and more than 40 bags of heroin. Kellmann also had Fay's cell phone, credit cards and keys, Almendarez said.

The woman was later released without charges.

Kellmann's criminal background includes an aggravated robbery for which he was sentenced to six years in prison for forcing someone to withdraw money from their account at gunpoint. Other convictions include battery and theft. The ongoing suspended license case stems from a previous DUI, Almendarez said.

Kellman's next court date is June 24 in Maywood.

-- Carlos Sadovi and Victoria Pierce[/quote]



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[quote author=latimes.com]Presley estate authorizes Elvis version of Mr. Potato Head
June 10, 2010

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The Elvis Presley estate has signed a deal for Hasbro Inc. and PPW Toys to release an Elvis version of Mr. Potato Head.

Kevin Kern, a spokesman for Presley's Graceland estate, told the Commercial Appeal the new toy is one of 15,000 Elvis-licensed products and is one the company is excited about.

The first of the Elvis potato heads will be released for Elvis Tribute Week in August. The toy will be in a jumpsuit. A second version — with the likeness dressed in black leather — will be on the market for Christmas.

—Associated Press[/quote]



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[quote author=stuff.co.nz]Vatican beatifies Blues Brothers... almost

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HOLY SIGHT: Jake and Elwood have finally gotten Vatican recognition for their 'Mission from God'.

Jake and Elwood, the loveable if hapless characters played by John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd in the classic 1980 film The Blues Brothers, have finally gotten Vatican recognition for their "Mission from God".

To mark this week's 30th anniversary of the film, which became a cult classic and spawned a fashion of wearing black hats and dark sunglasses to parties, the Vatican newspaper dedicated a full page and no fewer than five articles to it.

One of the articles says there is "no lack of evidence" that The Blues Brothers can be considered "a Catholic film."

It notes that Jake's release from prison and the commitment by him and Elwood to put their blues revival band back together to raise money to save an orphanage from forced closure has parallels with the Biblical story of the prodigal son.

Jake and Elwood - who say they are on a "mission from God" to raise the money to pay a back tax bill for the orphanage - and the band members, are symbols of "redemption obtained with sacrifice."

The newspaper also notes that the film is sprinkled with Catholic and moral references such as the nun Sister Mary Stigmata, who they call "The Penguin".

Elwood even passes up a chance for a one-night stand with a woman played by Twiggy in order to fulfil the mission, it says.

"This is a memorable film, and, judging by the facts, a Catholic one," the newspaper said. [/quote]



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[quote author=stuff.co.nz]Bus barber jailed

A 23-year-old man in the US, accused of snipping the hair of unsuspecting bus passengers, has been sentenced to two years and four months in prison.

Oregon investigators said Jared Weston Walter cut large clumps of hair from three women and stuck glue in the hair of one woman on Portland-area buses in the past year.

Walter had pleaded guilty to two counts of witness tampering.

Prosecutors said that in one case he wrote his girlfriend, telling her what to say on the witness stand. They said he also asked a friend to buy scissors and plant them as evidence to lead investigators astray.

Oregon law doesn't specifically deal with stealing or gluing a stranger's hair. So prosecutors charged him with third-degree robbery among other crimes, and later with witness tampering.[/quote]



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[quote author=staunchusa.com]Florida Man Attacks Burger King Employee Over Lack of Lemonade

Florida authorities arrested a man who allegedly attacked a Burger King employee at a drive-through window because the eatery was out of lemonade.

Brenda Jackson, 51, manager of the Burger King in Immokalee, said the customer, identified by police as Pedro Vargas, 36, became irate when she told him the restaurant was out of lemonade Sunday night, the Naples (Fla.) Daily News reported Wednesday.

Jackson and employee Karen Guzman, 32, said Vargas then exited his pickup truck and grabbed the manager by her shirt while screaming at her.

The Burger King workers said Vargas let go at the prompting of a female passenger and left.

Police said the women took down Vargas’ license plate number and he was arrested at his home. He was charged with battery. [/quote]



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[quote author=staunchusa.com]Albania’s Top Channel TV Fined for Airing Tape of Official Asking for Sexual Favors

Albania’s Top Channel TV has been fined €400,000 (£334,000) for broadcasting a tape that showed a former government minister asking for sexual favours from a young woman in exchange for a job.

A Tirana judge ruled that the recording had been obtained illegally and therefore the TV station must pay damages to the former minister of culture Ylli Pango.

The broadcast, on the investigative programme Fisk Fare, showed Pango holding a meeting with an applicant in his villa, during which he asks the woman to remove her clothes and wear a bikini in order to assess her suitability for the tourism job.

Thirty minutes after the broadcast, in March, Pango was fired by the prime minister. He later claimed he was the victim of a media sting.[/quote]


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mkrnhr said:
the picture with the baby is true???? :O

As far as I know, yes.

It's from a site with a theme about things that have failed. There were a number of pics of how fathers have failed; there was one that showed fathers taking little kids to join the bull run.
 
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[quote author=lcsun-news.com]Naked man hospitalized after drinking game leads to prosthetic leg being set aflame

LAS CRUCES - A 47-year-old Dona Ana County man is in a Texas burn center after a drinking game left him nude on the side of the highway with his prosthetic leg in flames.

Sheriff's deputies learned that the victim and friends were drinking Monday and had made a bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire, according to a news release.

The victim told investigators that since he drank only six beers, the least amount, he agreed to let his friends set him on fire.

The victim, who has a prosthetic left leg made of plastic, said his friends set his leg on fire, which spread to his buttocks and lower back area, causing severe burns.

Not being able to stand the pain, the victim disrobed. His friends then decided to take him to the hospital but became "nervous and dropped the victim off" on U.S. 70, the release said.

Witnesses reported seeing an individual walking on a U.S. 70 bridge with his leg on fire. Another witness reported that the victim was naked, while other witnesses reported that the victim was struck by two cars and even attempted to jump into passing vehicles as well into the path of an oncoming tractor-trailer.

When questioned by deputies if he had asked his friends to stop at any point in time while setting him on fire, he stated "no, he lost the bet" and therefore did not attempt to stop them.

The man was taken from MountainView Regional Hospital to a Texas burn treatment center.[/quote]


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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]California woman sentenced to year in jail for sending threatening text messages to herself

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — An Orange County woman was sentenced to a year in jail for sending hundreds of threatening text messages — to herself. Prosecutors said Jeanne Mundango Manunga told police her former boyfriend and his sister-in-law were behind the threats.

Manunga was sentenced Friday in Santa Ana Superior Court. She was convicted in May of three felony counts of false imprisonment by fraud or deceit and two misdemeanor counts of making a false police report.

Prosecutors said Manunga started sending the threatening messages after she and her former boyfriend stopped dating in 2008.
Manunga also was placed on three years probation and ordered to pay about $50,000 in restitution. [/quote]


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[quote author=nytimes.com]Desperate Addicts Inject Others’ Blood

By DONALD G. McNEIL Jr.
Published: July 12, 2010

Desperate heroin users in a few African cities have begun engaging in a practice that is so dangerous it is almost unthinkable: they deliberately inject themselves with another addict’s blood, researchers say, in an effort to share the high or stave off the pangs of withdrawal.

The practice, called flashblood or sometimes flushblood, is not common, but has been reported in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, on the island of Zanzibar and in Mombasa, Kenya.

It puts users at the highest possible risk of contracting AIDS and hepatitis. While most AIDS transmission in Africa is by heterosexual sex, the use of heroin is growing in some cities, and experts are warning that flashblood — along with syringe-sharing and other dangerous habits — could fuel a new wave of AIDS infections.

“Injecting yourself with fresh blood is a crazy practice — it’s the most effective way of infecting yourself with H.I.V.,” said Dr. Nora D. Volkow, director of the National Institute on Drug Abuse, which supports the researchers who discovered the practice. “Even though the number who do it is a relatively small group, they are vectors for H.I.V. because they support themselves by sex work.”

Sheryl A. McCurdy, a professor of public health at the University of Texas in Houston, first described the practice five years ago in a brief letter to The British Medical Journal and recently published a study of it in the journal Addiction.

“I don’t really know how widespread it is,” said Dr. McCurdy who is contacting other researchers working with addicts to get them to survey their subjects about it. “There’s pretty circular movement in East Africa, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s in other cities.”

Increasing use of heroin in parts of Africa has the potential to magnify the AIDS epidemic.

In most East African countries like Tanzania and Kenya, only 3 to 8 percent of adults are infected with the AIDS virus, far fewer than in southern Africa, where the rates reach 15 to 25 percent.

But among those who inject heroin, the rates are far higher. In Tanzania, about 42 percent of addicts are infected. The rate is even higher —64 percent — among female addicts, Dr. McCurdy said, and since most support themselves through prostitution, they are in two high-risk groups, and their customers are at risk of catching the disease.

Most of the addicts she has interviewed who practice flashblood, Dr. McCurdy said, are women. For them, sharing blood is more of an act of kindness than an attempt to get high: a woman who has made enough money to buy a sachet of heroin will share blood to help a friend avoid withdrawal. The friend is often a fellow sex worker who has become too old or sick to find customers.

By contrast, on Zanzibar, it is mostly among men, according to a 2006 study in The African Journal of Drug and Alcohol Studies, which found that about 9 percent of the 200 drug-injectors interviewed practiced it.

There have also been reports in East African newspapers of addicts selling their blood, but those have not been confirmed by medical researchers.

And, there have been scattered reports of flashblood-type practices in other countries with large numbers of heroin addicts, including Pakistan, but they also have not been confirmed by researchers.

Whether or not someone can actually a get drug rush from such a relatively tiny amount of blood has never been tested, Dr. McCurdy said. Humans have about five quarts of blood and the flashblood-user injects less than a teaspoon.

“They say they do,” she said. “They pass out as if they just got a high. But I’ve talked to doctors who say that could be entirely the placebo effect.”

One possibility, she said, is that traces of the drug are still in the syringe. After piercing a vein, an addict will typically draw some blood into the syringe, push it back out and repeat that three or four times to make sure all the heroin has been flushed into their blood. Those offering flashblood will usually hand over the syringe after only one in-out cycle.

The heroin sold in East Africa, she added, is often quite strong because it has come from relatively pure shipments on their way to Europe from Afghanistan or Asia.

Until recently, heroin use was uncommon on the continent because most Africans are too poor for traffickers to bother with. But in the last decade, smugglers have begun using port cities like Dar es Salaam and Mombasa and airport cities like Nairobi and Johannesburg as way stations on their routes: law-enforcement officials can often be bribed, and couriers from countries with no history of drug smuggling may escape searches by European border officers. The couriers may be paid in drugs, which they resell.

With more local users, more heroin is being sold in Africa. In the last decade, law-enforcement and drug treatment agencies said, heroin use has increased, especially in Kenya and Tanzania, South Africa and Nigeria. Brown heroin that must be heated and inhaled — “chasing the dragon” — has given way to water-soluble white heroin that can be injected. Prices have fallen by as much as 90 percent.

While a teaspoon of blood is more than enough to transfer diseases like AIDS, said Dr. James AuBuchon, president-elect of the American Association of Blood Banks, it would not be enough to cause a life-threatening immune reaction, as can ensue when a patient gets a transfusion from someone of the wrong blood type. Instead, “you’d likely get only brief symptoms,” he said.

Dr. AuBuchon, who practices in Seattle, said he had never heard of flashblood, but added that he was horrified by the idea.
“What,” he asked, “are they thinking?”

_http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/health/13blood.html?_r=1&hp[/quote]


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[quote author=staunchusa.com]British Woman Faces Jail if she Doesn’t Control Her Loud Lovemaking

A Briton whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behaviour is liable to find herself behind bars if she fails to stop excessively loud lovemaking, a court has ruled.

Caroline Cartwright has been given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months — meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be jailed.

“I’ve heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this,” said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court.

Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as “unnatural” and “like they are both in considerable pain.”

Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle in northeast England, had complained about the noise — as did passers-by and the neighbourhood letter carrier.

Cartwright was served with an anti-social behaviour order, known among Britons as an asbo, but admitted at a previous hearing to having violated it almost immediately, and repeatedly, last April.

An anti-social behaviour order is a civil order made against people deemed to be a public nuisance, and is more typically issued for young delinquents using threatening behaviour, or disrupting the peace.

At an earlier hearing the court was told that the local council set up special equipment in a neighbour’s flat and recorded noise levels of 30-40 decibels, peaking at 47 — as loud as a conversation in the same room.

Cartwright told the court she had tried to restrain herself.

“I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal,” she said, adding: “I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning – not at night – so the noise was not waking anybody.

“I may be sympathetic to it, but it is not something I am doing on purpose.”[/quote]

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One of the commenters made an interesting point...
As much as I hate to say it, I think that is a New Mexico plate. And as a New Mexican its not too surprising to see this. That much water in one place can confuse some,they think its a mirage, and keep driving.
 
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[quote author=yahoo news]Churchill's dentures fetch nearly $24,000

LONDON (Reuters) – A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched 15,200 pounds ($23,770) at auction, over three times the estimate.

The false teeth, specially designed to disguise Churchill's lisp, were sold by the son of the technician who was commissioned to make them.

They had been expected to make a maximum of 5,000 pounds at Thursday's sale by Keys auctioneer.

"The atmosphere was electric," said a Keys' spokesman.

The buyer, a collector of Churchill memorabilia from Gloucestershire, also owns the microphone with which Churchill announced the end of the war in Europe in 1945.[/quote]

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[quote author= gcdailyworld.com]Man tries to cash forged check for one million dollars at a bank's drive-through window
By Anna Rochelle, Staff Writer

A rural Bloomfield man who went to the drive-through window of the Eastern Heights branch of the Bloomfield State Bank early Friday morning, and tried to cash a check for one million dollars, didn't drive off with any cash.

Later the same day, Lt. Bryan Woodall of the Greene County Sheriff's Department gave the man a ride to the county jail.
Justin S. Johnson, 21, who resides in Lawrence Hollow Estates, appeared in Greene Superior Court on Tuesday afternoon and was charged with one count of forgery, a class C felony.

A call came in to the sheriff's department from the bank around 8:45 a.m. on Friday. The complaint was that Johnson was attempting to cash a check for one million dollars by handing the check through the window to a teller.

Lt. Woodall was dispatched and spoke with the teller who said it was not a valid check and she did not cash it. Woodall said the teller kept the check. And she obtained Johnson's driver's license and made a copy of it before Johnson left.

The deputy located Johnson at his residence.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Johnson said a blank check was given to him the day before by a man he had done some work for.

Johnson allegedly filled the check out, knowing it was not supposed to be written for one million dollars, signed the man's name and attempted to cash it.

The check was written on an account at Hoosier Hills Credit Union located in Bedford, in the name of a company located in Bloomington.

Johnson's bond has been set at $10,000 according to the standard bond schedule.[/quote]


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[quote author=sacbee.com]Petite passenger booted from Southwest flight
By Bob Shallit

Southwest Airlines made headlines earlier this year for kicking overweight actor-director Kevin Smith off a flight because he took up more than one seat.

Now we're hearing the airline recently removed a 5-foot-4, 110-pound Sacramento-area woman from a plane so a hefty passenger could have an extra seat.

The incident happened last week on an early-evening Southwest flight from Las Vegas to Sacramento.

The local woman was flying standby, paid full fare for the last available seat, got on board, stowed her bags and sat down – only to be told she would have to deplane immediately.

The reason?

A late-arriving passenger required two seats because of her girth.

The Sacramento woman, a frequent-flying sales rep, was stunned. "It didn't seem right that I should have to leave to accommodate someone who had only paid for one seat," she tells us. (She has asked to remain anonymous for fear some may regard her as insensitive.)

She's even more miffed because she says Southwest personnel berated her when she questioned the decision to boot her from the plane.

She ended up getting on the next flight.

"It's small potatoes, in the scheme of things," she says. But she believes Southwest should have been more considerate.

Airline spokeswoman Marilee McInnis agrees. "We know this was awkward and we should have handled it better," she says, adding that the airline intends to apologize to the local woman.

McInnis says normal policy is to ask for volunteers when a flight is overbooked for any reason.

In this instance, she says, airline personnel may have been influenced to choose a faster course of action to reduce embarrassment for the late-arriving passenger.

Why the extra concern? The person requiring two seats was just 14 years old.

_http://www.sacbee.com/2010/07/24/2911747/petite-flier-booted-off-southwest.html#ixzz0vea4N4K9[/quote]


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[quote author=chicagotribune.com]Man Orders Own Arrest with Pizza Delivery Gone Wrong

ALLIANCE, Ohio -- Police made an arrest after a two-hour stand-off during which a man was allegedly holed up in his home with two... pizzas.

The Alliance Police Department said John Winkler placed an order with 'East of Chicago' Friday night shortly after 7:00 p.m. He allegedly gave a neighbor's name and address.

When the pizza arrived at the neighbor's door, the family directed the driver to Winkler's home.

According to police, Winker accepted the pies and slammed the door without paying.

Officers positioned themselves outside the home for two-hours until Winker gave up and was taken into custody.

It happened just as police were about to enter the home with a search warrant.

Winkler denied having any pizza, but officers said they found two half-eaten pies underneath a bed.

Winkler was charged with theft and obstructing official business.[/quote]


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[quote author=latimes.com]Some affluent areas qualify for tax breaks intended to benefit the poor

By Jack Dolan, Los Angeles Times

Among the advantages for those who live in multimillion dollar houses on the hillside in Los Feliz are celebrity neighbors, sweeping views of the downtown skyline, the Griffith Observatory in their backyard and designation by state tax authorities that they are economically disadvantaged.

That means tens of thousands of California businesses can claim tax breaks worth up to $37,400 each for hiring some of Los Feliz's rich residents, through a program that provides benefits to companies for hiring welfare recipients, ex-convicts, military veterans and the chronically unemployed.

It's impossible to say how many neighborhood residents or employers have benefitted from the tax breaks — city officials refused to release the names and addresses of the people hired under the program, citing a concern for their privacy.

But the officials acknowledged that because of the way the state measures impoverished communities, the tax breaks meant for residents of California's most economically distressed neighborhoods can also be claimed for white-collar professionals living in upscale Westwood, parts of Silver Lake and the stretch of the Venice seaside that was home to Dennis Hopper.

The California Senate this year passed a bill that would eliminate the tax break based solely on where potential employees live and direct the savings to companies that set up job training programs in middle schools and high schools. The California Chamber of Commerce opposes the measure, saying it would effectively eliminate the state's biggest economic incentive program; businesses claim hundreds of millions of dollars worth of the hiring credits each year.

While the debate continues in Sacramento, neither side is talking much about how the existing system has extended taxpayer largess to companies that hire residents of some of Los Angeles' privileged enclaves.

"Disadvantaged is the last word that comes to mind when I think about Los Feliz," said Alex Boyd, 25, standing at the top of North Vermont Avenue, where two houses are currently listed for nearly $3 million each.

A block away, on Glendower Avenue, two more are on the market for $7.5 million. Last year, actor Charlie Sheen listed his nearby home for $3.7 million.

The hillside neighborhood north of Los Feliz Boulevard is on the state's map of Targeted Employment Areas because it lies within a census tract — typically several square miles that includes 2,500 to 8,000 people — where at least half of the residents are in households that earn the state's median income of $47,493 or less. The area south of Los Feliz Boulevard, though not poor, has lower property values and considerably more people.

Local authorities issue vouchers for the tax breaks to businesses (including the Los Angeles Times) in state-designated Enterprise Zones, typically offices and industrial parks in such areas as downtown Los Angeles, where the state is trying to encourage development.
In Los Angeles, about 90% of the 23,118 vouchers issued last year were based on the employees' home address, which is easier information for businesses to get than data on a new hire's criminal history, and easier than asking if they have recently been on welfare, said Clifford Weiss, a deputy director of the city's Community Development Department. But using addresses alone may mean including people the tax credits were never meant to serve.

In densely populated cities, census tracts are too big to say much about the economic status of the individuals living within them, said Public Policy Institute of California researcher Jed Kolko, an expert on the tax credit program.

"Neighborhoods like Los Feliz and Silver Lake have a fairly low income, on average, but also include a wide variety of people who wouldn't be considered disadvantaged in any sense," said Kolko, who has a Ph.D. in economics from Harvard. Kolko lives in a San Francisco census tract where residents qualify for the tax break. "I don't think I'm the sort of person intended as a target."
Weiss said it would be an "invasion of privacy" for him to provide addresses of employees for whom hiring credits have been issued in recent years, but he insisted the vast majority of the credits have gone to businesses that hired people living in "the places you would expect."

He acknowledged that the map of qualifying neighborhoods in Los Angeles contains some census tracts that seem distinctly out of place.
"There are some locations, some census tracts on this map that look peculiar," he said, referring to a tract just south of the Bel-Air Country Club that includes UCLA's Westwood campus, where unemployed students drag down the median income.
"I think this money should go to neighborhoods that really deserve it," said cosmetic surgeon Alexander Z. Rivkin, who has a clinic across the street from a bustling Whole Foods Market on Gayley Avenue, in the heart of the Westwood tract. "Median income is just not good enough; I think it's too blunt an instrument."

Cindy Parker, who sells Prada and Dolce & Gabbana frames at an optometry shop on Weyburn Avenue, said, "Uh, no, I don't think many disadvantaged people live around here."

Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg (D-Sacramento) is sponsoring the bill to eliminate the hiring credit and put the money into job-training programs. His spokeswoman, Alicia Trost, said she used to live in one of the designated neighborhoods, on "one of the nicest streets in Oakland."

Despite evidence that many well-to-do people live in Targeted Employment Areas, dozens of business leaders, including lawyers and tax consultants who specialize in helping corporations claim tax credits, have sent letters to Steinberg and other legislators, arguing that changing the system would be devastating to the poor. Most of the letters say exactly the same thing: "Elimination of the TEA specifically targets the residents of low-income neighborhoods, with some of the highest levels of unemployment, poverty rates and crime in California."

Craig Johnson, president of the California Assn. of Enterprise Zone administrators, who has strongly opposed Steinberg's bill, acknowledged that using census tracts to identify disadvantaged neighborhoods is too broad and would allow businesses to claim tax breaks for hiring highly paid professionals.

"That's a valid concern and one we take seriously," Johnson said, suggesting that the employment areas be smaller and the hiring credit limited to new employees making no more than the median income for the county.

A salary cap could eliminate the possibility of tax breaks going to the fashionable residents near Abbot Kinney Boulevard in Venice, where a steady stream of customers arrived at the 3 Square Cafe on a recent morning in BMWs and other luxury vehicles, perusing a menu that includes litchi and passion fruit prosecco for $9 per glass.

The cafe sits at roughly the geographic midpoint of the Venice zone designated as disadvantaged. Dennis Hopper's compound, which went on the market for $6.2 million following his death in May, sits a few blocks north. The white sand of Venice Beach begins a few blocks to the south.

"I'm a big believer in tax breaks for the disadvantaged," said waitress Kelsey Jessup. "But it's hard for me to justify them for the people in here."

_http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tax-breaks-20100816,0,5673931.story[/quote]


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[quote author=latimes.com]New Site Lets Students Gamble on Their Grades
KTLA News
LOS ANGELES -- A new website is giving higher education a Vegas twist, allowing college students nationwide to bet on their own grades.

The site, Ultrinsic.com, lets students bet on whether they can achieve or exceed a certain grade, with bets starting at $25.

The student puts up some of the money, and the company fronts the rest -- more for A's, slightly less for B's, and so on. The amount is also moderated by other information like the student's past academic record and the difficulty of the class.
If the student makes the grade, he or she gets to keep all the money. If they fall short of the mark, the company keeps the money the student contributed.

Students can also bet on the fact that they'll fail a class, buying something called "grade insurance."

Ultrinsic will be up and running this month, and, for now, accepts bets from students at 36 colleges across the U.S.

The website has created some controversy, but Ultrinsic insists it isn't encouraging online gambling -- which is illegal in the United States.

Co-founder Jeremy Gelbart says the system is an "investment" for students rather than a "bet," and that it will help students do better by giving them more immediate incentives.

Some educators worry the site will exacerbate so-called "grade grubbing" -- an obsession with letter grades they say is already a problem on college campuses.

That, in turn, could push professors to artificially inflate grades to avoid more nagging from students.

Alexander C. McCormick, director of the National Survey for Student Engagement, says he's also worried that gambling on grades could encourage more cheating.

The site was launched last year at the University of Pennsylvania and New York University.

Some of the schools it will expand to this year include George Washington University, Georgetown University, Howard University and American University

_http://www.latimes.com/features/odd-news/ktla-betting-on-grades,0,1443377.story[/quote]



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[quote author=news4jax.com]Man to 911: I Need Ride To Liquor Store
57-Year-Old St. Johns County Man Charged With Misusing 911

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. -- A St. Johns County man was arrested after police said he called 911 to ask for a ride to the liquor store.

Police said 57-year-old George McMurrain had already called 911 twice Saturday night when he called to ask for a ride to buy alcohol.

That's when an officer went to the Budget Inn on Anastasia Boulevard to arrest McMurrain.

Dispatcher: This is 911.
Suspect: I need a, I need a -- a ride.
Dispatcher: You need a ride?
Suspect: Yes, to the liquor store.
Dispatcher: Um.
Suspect: Sheriff said she'd give me a ride.
Dispatcher: OK, you're going to have to call somebody else, sir. You called 911. We can't come give you a ride.
Suspect: Even the sheriff said she'd give me a ride.
Dispatcher: The sheriff said they'd give you a ride to the liquor store?
Suspect: That's correct.
Dispatcher: Wrong.

McMurrain is charged with misusing 911. An officer said he also saw a small amount of marijuana while arresting McMurrain, who is also charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana. [/quote]




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[quote author=news4jax.com]Man Fakes Death To Avoid Court Date

SALEM, Mass. -- A Massachusetts man is accused of going to extremes to get out of a court case.
Officials said Michael Rosen faked his own death, complete with death certificate.

But officials said the document was full of mistakes, raising a big red flag.

Rosen, 42, an unemployed painter, was due in court on several warrants.

Instead of attending his hearing, he pretended to be his brother and presented county clerks with a death certificate for Michael Rosen, said Lt. Conrad Prosniewski with the Salem Police Department.

A suspicious probation officer, who had just spoke with Rosen, noticed the death certificate didn't look quite right.

The cause of death was listed as cardio-respriratory arrest, and the document contained several misspellings.

"I don't know what to tell you," said Rosen's roommate, Daniel Sheehan.

Sheehan said Rosen, 42, took off in his Jeep a couple days ago. He hasn't seen him since.

"He's creative," neighbor Barbara West said. "If he could just learn to spell, he'd be all set, I suppose."
Rosen now faces forgery charges on top of those outstanding warrants.

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[quote author=snopes.com]Man's bid to change name to Boomer the Dog denied
Associated Press

PITTSBURGH - AURORA, Colo. - A judge has denied a Pittsburgh-area man's petition to legally change his name to Boomer the Dog.
Forty-four-year-old Green Tree resident Gary Guy Mathews says he filed for the name change in June because he's a fan of a short-lived NBC television series called "Here's Boomer," which featured a dog that rescued people.

Common Pleas Judge Ronald Folino denied the request late Wednesday. He says it could have resulted in "confusion in the marketplace," including in business records and public documents. He also says the name could confuse an emergency dispatcher during a crisis.
Mathews' phone was busy Wednesday night, and he couldn't be reached for comment on the ruling. [/quote]

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[quote author=seattletimes.nwsource.com]Dead man gets ticket for parking too long in 2-hour zone
A parking enforcement officer unknowingly gave a parking ticket to a dead man in the driver's seat of a car Tuesday afternoon.

By Jill Kimball
Seattle Times staff reporter

A parking-enforcement officer unknowingly gave a parking ticket to a dead man in the driver's seat of a car Tuesday afternoon.

The officer had marked cars with chalk at about 9:30 a.m. Tuesday and returned just after noon to find one car with a chalk mark still parked in the same place. The zone where the car was parked, on the 1700 block of Airport Way South, was a 2-hour parking zone. The driver, a 36-year-old man, was seemingly asleep in the driver's seat. The officer rapped on the window to wake him and tell him to move the car, but she got no response. The officer assumed the man was a sound sleeper and put a $42 parking violation on the car's windshield.
About a half-hour later, police got a call from the man's girlfriend, who with a friend had found his car. She'd called a car dealer to get the vehicle's GPS position, police said. The girlfriend found all four doors unlocked, the sunroof open and the man unresponsive.
Seattle Fire medics pronounced the man dead at the scene.

The cause of death is unknown, Seattle police said, and there was no sign of violence. Fire Department medics said the man probably had died early Tuesday morning, hours before the parking-enforcement officer marked the car's tire.

The man's girlfriend said she had last seen him at about 9:45 Monday morning, according to a police report. She'd tried to call his cellphone at about 12:30 p.m. that day, but when the phone picked up all she heard was music before the call was disconnected. When she tried to call back, she got the man's voice mail and assumed the phone's battery had gone dead.

A witness reported seeing someone moving around in the car Monday, when it was apparently parked in the same place. Later that day, around 4 p.m., the same witness returned to see a man apparently asleep in the driver's seat. When the witness returned at noon Tuesday, he saw the same car still parked on the block and the man in the same position.

The man's girlfriend and some friends drove around Monday night trying to find him or his car, but had no luck.

Police never found the man's keys, wallet or cellphone in his clothes or anywhere in the car.[/quote]

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[quote author=seattletimes.nwsource.com]State may see push for circumcision after evidence shows health benefits
There may be a new push for circumcision in Washington, following a review of national guidelines for the procedure.

By Cassandra Brooks
Seattle Times staff reporter

There may be a new push for circumcision in Washington, thanks to a review of national guidelines for the procedure.

Less than a quarter of all infant boys in Washington are circumcised — one of the lowest rates in the nation.

"The evidence is quite convincing that circumcision has significant health benefits in reducing heterosexual transmission of HIV, HPV and herpes," said Matthew Golden, director of the Public Health — Seattle & King County HIV/STD Program. "The older idea that there isn't enough scientific evidence to support circumcision is no longer true."

During the past five years, three independent randomized clinical trials on adult heterosexual men in sub-Saharan Africa have all shown the same result: Those who were circumcised were 60 percent less likely to acquire HIV, or human immunodeficiency virus.

These results prompted the World Health Organization and the Joint United Nations Program on HIV/AIDS to incorporate circumcision into their global HIV-prevention strategy. Particularly in southern and eastern African countries, these organizations are now encouraging infant and adult male circumcision.

But the results from these studies don't necessarily translate to the United States. In Africa, HIV is most prevalent in the heterosexual population, while in the U.S., it's most prevalent in homosexual men, who account for nearly half of the nationwide cases and more than two-thirds of the cases in Washington state.

Risk of HIV aside, data collected during the trials also showed reduced risks of genital herpes and HPV, the leading cause of cervical cancer. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), one in six Americans carry the herpes virus and almost half will encounter HPV, or human papillomavirus, in their lifetime.

"Most parents really want to do what's best for their kids," said Judith Wasserheit, professor of global health and medicine at UW. "But for most people when they deliver a child, they're not thinking about the child's risk of HIV or other STDs when they are 17, 18 or 19 years old."

The reasons why circumcision, in which all or part of the penile foreskin is removed, may help reduce STDs, sexually transmitted diseases, remains unclear. Some doctors and scientists suggest that the moist region below the foreskin is a more favorable environment for the virus or that the foreskin may increase a man's susceptibility to abrasion and infection during intercourse.

Currently, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) and CDC guidelines, last revised in 2005, don't recommend routine circumcision, citing a lack of evidence that the procedure is medically necessary.

As a result, Medicaid doesn't cover the procedural cost in many states, which may have contributed to the slow but steady nationwide decline in circumcision rates over the years, according to the National Hospital Discharge Survey.

Washington has one of the lowest rates of infant circumcision, 23 percent, compared to 56 percent nationwide. For those on Medicaid, which doesn't pay for the surgery in Washington, the rate is only 9 percent.

Both the AAP and CDC have been scrutinizing the latest scientific data and hope to come out with new recommendations later this year.

"I think it's pretty clear if you look at the literature over the last 10 years, its moved toward supporting some medical benefit," said Douglas Diekema, professor of pediatrics at Seattle Children's hospital and a member of the AAP circumcision task force. "Whether it's enough to support routine circumcision, I'm not sure, but there might be a slightly stronger recommendation from the AAP."

"We're looking at all the best available science in updating our recommendations," said Jennifer Horvath, spokeswoman for the CDC.
The CDC is coming up with guidelines for infants, as well as adult homosexual and heterosexual men — an important distinction since for adults the surgery is much riskier, requiring anesthesia.

Once the new guidelines are published, King County health officials hope to distribute materials in multiple languages to providers, parents and guardians about the risks and benefits of circumcision. If the guidelines come out in favor of the procedure, circumcision rates likely will increase in the state of Washington, particularly if Medicaid begins paying for it, Golden said.

Regardless of which side of the issue the AAP and CDC fall on, the recommendations will be completely voluntary, so for parents and individuals can decide based on what they think is best for their child.

"These are completely personal decisions and there are a lot of religious, social and cultural considerations," Wasserheit said. "Nobody is trying to force anyone to get circumcised."

Health-care providers stress that condom use and sexual education are vital in preventing the spread of viral STDs and that circumcision does not in any way provide full protection.

But the evidence that the procedure helps reduce the risk is overwhelming, Golden said.

"All three studies in different regions of Africa showed the same medical benefit for circumcision," he said. "If you had a vaccine that was 60 percent effective for preventing HIV, wouldn't you deploy it?"

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[quote author= sun-sentinel.com]Deputies: Man says cocaine between his buttocks isn’t his

By Barbara Hijek

Raymond Stanley Roberts was pulled over Wednesday in a routine traffic stop for speeding. Approaching the Hyundai, deputies said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, according to the report.

After writing a speeding ticket, a Manatee County Sheriff's deputy asked Roberts, 25, if he smoked marijuana and when had he done it last. Roberts replied that he smoked the night before and there was nothing in the car. He even told the two deputies to search the car, reports The Bradenton Herald.

While searching Roberts’ body, deputies felt a soft object — between his buttocks. The report said Roberts then said, “Let me get it,” and pulled out a baggie of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.

He denied holding anything else, according to the Herald.

But the deputies then felt another soft object in the same area and pulled it out through the exterior of Roberts’ shorts. The object was a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams, reports the Herald.

When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately explained that, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over, according to the Herald.

Roberts has been charged with possession of rock cocaine and marijuana.[/quote]

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[quote author=lowellsun.com]Woman brings fake $10,000 bill to Mass. Bank

LOWELL -- When a woman came to Enterprise Bank on Gorham Street with a $10,000 bill yesterday morning, bank staff had to question its authenticity.

Michael Gallagher, the bank's risk-management director, said it was an easy call spotting the counterfeit bill, given there are believed to be only about 300 that are still around.

"It is really unlikely we would see one in Lowell," he said. "It raised red flags very quickly. It was an easy catch."

The $10,000 bill has not been printed since 1934 and they really haven't been in circulation since the 1930s, said Gallagher. He also said any of the bills that still do exist are probably in the hands of collectors.

"We haven't seen one ever," he said.

Following protocol, the bank will ship the fake bill to the Federal Reserve.

Gallagher said he could not give details as to the type of transaction the woman was attempting to make with the counterfeit money.
According to police, the woman with the counterfeit bill told bank staff she got the bill from an unnamed boyfriend.

Capt. Randall Humphrey said police are investigating and the U.S. Secret Service has been notified. He also said there are some mental-health concerns with the woman who had the bill.

Police said the woman has not been charged, but the investigation is ongoing.[/quote]

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[quote author=miamiherald.com]Piece of drill bit left in RI hospital patient

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- A surgeon and other staff have been suspended and public health officials have launched an investigation after a piece of a surgical drill bit was left inside a patient's head following a procedure at Rhode Island Hospital.

The hospital says a roughly quarter-inch long piece broke off and was left in a patient's scalp during neurosurgery on Aug. 4.

The piece was discovered and removed on Aug. 6 "without incident" according to the hospital, and the incident was reported to the state Department of Health.

WPRI-TV reports that the hospital suspended the doctor and operating room staff. Their names were not released.
A Health Department spokesman confirmed the investigation.

The hospital was fined $50,000 after brain surgeons operated on the wrong part of the heads of three patients in 2007.[/quote]

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[quote author=miamiherald.com]Police: Naked man found in business watching porn

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Authorities say a man walked into work in Oklahoma City and discovered a naked man sitting at his desk, looking at pornography.

Curtis Halberstadt was being held Tuesday on an indecent exposure complaint.

According to a police report, a worker at the unidentified business found a nude man viewing pornography on his computer when he came back from lunch on Thursday.

Police say the employee told them he didn't know the intruder and that the man didn't work there.

According to the report, when the employee asked him what he was doing there, the man said, "cleaning and trying to make some money."

An Oklahoma County jailer says Halberstadt is being held on $2,000 bond. The jailer says records don't indicate whether Halberstadt had retained an attorney.[/quote]

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