Bidoche
Padawan Learner
Magnesium supplementation never brought me any real benefits, but then I discovered Magnesium Chloride. To illustrate this process better, I wrote a poem:
(Magnesium thread: http://www.cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?topic=2354.15 )
MAGNESIUM
THE DOGTUR GAVE ME MAGNESIUM TO TAKE
AS MY BODY WAS LACKING IN THIS MINERAL OF LATE
REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK, I TOOK IT EACH DAY
BUT AFTER A MONTH, THERE WAS NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT
IT DIDN’T WORK
IT WAS A SULPHATE, YOU SEE
MAGNESIUM SULPHATE DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME
SO I PICKED UP SOME CAPS OF ANOTHER KIND
THIS TIME A CITRATE, AN ASPARTATE AND AN OXIDE COMBINED
‘SUPPORTS ENERGY PRODUCTION’ IT SAID ON THE JAR
I DOUBLED THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE WITHOUT GOING TOO FAR:
IT DIDN’T WORK
MAGNESIUM OXIDE
MAGNESIUM CITRATE AND
MAGNESIUM ASPARTATE
DON’T DO IT FOR ME
THEN I DRANK SOME WATER THAT HAD SEVENTEEN PERCENT MAGNESIUM
I FELT PRETTY GOOD, LIKE A SHORT HIT OF HELIUM
BUT IT JUST WASN’T ENOUGH
I WANTED THE REAL STUFF
AT THE HEALTH FOOD STORE, THEY SUGGESTED ‘NIGARI’
AS THE MAGNESIUM BOOST THAT WOULD DO IT FOR ME
MAGNESIUM CHLORIDE THIS TIME AROUND
IN LESS THAN A WEEK, I WAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN
IT RECHARGED MY BODY LIKE NOTHING BEFORE
THE MAGNESIUM SEA SALT THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
SO IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED OR GENERALLY UNWELL
THIS STUFF ACTS LIKE A MAGIC SPELL
IT HELPED WITH MY ARTHRITIS AND DIABETES TOO
IN THIRTY DAYS, I WAS ALMOST BRAND NEW!
QUITE THE PURGATIVE, SO EASY DOES IT
A HALF TEASPOON IN WATER SHOULD DO THE TRICK
OR TAKE A BATH AND THROW IN SOME CRYSTALS
IT GOES THROUGH THE SKIN AND PERFORMS MIRACLES!
MAGNESIUM CHLORIDE DOES IT FOR ME.
(Magnesium thread: http://www.cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?topic=2354.15 )
MAGNESIUM
THE DOGTUR GAVE ME MAGNESIUM TO TAKE
AS MY BODY WAS LACKING IN THIS MINERAL OF LATE
REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK, I TOOK IT EACH DAY
BUT AFTER A MONTH, THERE WAS NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT
IT DIDN’T WORK
IT WAS A SULPHATE, YOU SEE
MAGNESIUM SULPHATE DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME
SO I PICKED UP SOME CAPS OF ANOTHER KIND
THIS TIME A CITRATE, AN ASPARTATE AND AN OXIDE COMBINED
‘SUPPORTS ENERGY PRODUCTION’ IT SAID ON THE JAR
I DOUBLED THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE WITHOUT GOING TOO FAR:
IT DIDN’T WORK
MAGNESIUM OXIDE
MAGNESIUM CITRATE AND
MAGNESIUM ASPARTATE
DON’T DO IT FOR ME
THEN I DRANK SOME WATER THAT HAD SEVENTEEN PERCENT MAGNESIUM
I FELT PRETTY GOOD, LIKE A SHORT HIT OF HELIUM
BUT IT JUST WASN’T ENOUGH
I WANTED THE REAL STUFF
AT THE HEALTH FOOD STORE, THEY SUGGESTED ‘NIGARI’
AS THE MAGNESIUM BOOST THAT WOULD DO IT FOR ME
MAGNESIUM CHLORIDE THIS TIME AROUND
IN LESS THAN A WEEK, I WAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN
IT RECHARGED MY BODY LIKE NOTHING BEFORE
THE MAGNESIUM SEA SALT THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
SO IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED OR GENERALLY UNWELL
THIS STUFF ACTS LIKE A MAGIC SPELL
IT HELPED WITH MY ARTHRITIS AND DIABETES TOO
IN THIRTY DAYS, I WAS ALMOST BRAND NEW!
QUITE THE PURGATIVE, SO EASY DOES IT
A HALF TEASPOON IN WATER SHOULD DO THE TRICK
OR TAKE A BATH AND THROW IN SOME CRYSTALS
IT GOES THROUGH THE SKIN AND PERFORMS MIRACLES!
MAGNESIUM CHLORIDE DOES IT FOR ME.
