Why did the chicken cross the road?

OK, now that it has been determined that this chicken has 'crossed over', why don't we just get on with cooking and eating it?
 
Monsanto: We guarantee all ordinary chickens will become SUPER CHICKENS with Great Fertility and Great Egg Laying powers if you'd just cross the road and eat our New GMO feed.
 
domivr said:
Pentagon document about the incident obtained through FOIA : XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXX chicken XXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX road XXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
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RUMSFELD: This is one of those things we call 'known unknowns'.

DANIEL PIPES: Because the chicken was an Islamofascist. Let me repeat that 10 times if you didn't get it: Chickens = Islamofascists.

ANNE COULTER: (imagine the most vile, insane, psychopathic rant you can imagine, and insert the words 'chicken' and 'liberal' somewhere)

ADL PRESS RELEASE: We feel the threat of rising global anti-semitism is of far greater importance than this chicken.

INTERPOL: We have verified that the evidence on the laptop provided by Col. Sanders, implicating the chicken in cross-road arms smuggling, is in fact authentic. On an unrelated note, we would also like to thank the Colonel for his generous half-price deal for Interpol agents at all European KFC outlets.
 
George W Bush

Chicken crossed the road because it wanted freedom and democracy.

Let me say this to the chicken....you are not crossing the road alone, there are 300 million chickens crossing beside you.

and let me say this to the chicken farm owner....either you are with us or against us !!!!
 
Machiavelli : So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
 
Werner Heisenberg : We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
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Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
 
Henny Youngman: Why did the chicken cross the road? Nevermind that. Take my chicken. Please.

Blues Brothers (John Belushi and Dan Akroyd): The chicken crossed the road because it's on a mission from God.

Steven Wright: The chicken crossed the road because yesterday I installed a new skylight in my apartment. The chickens that live in the coop in the apartment above me are furious. The one crossing the road is out for revenge and so far I have no idea what the means for me.

George Carlin: The chicken crossed the road TO GET MORE STUFF -- BECAUSE NOBODY HAS ENOUGH STUFF! That's what your house is for and that's what a chicken coop is for - a place to keep all your STUFF while you and the chickens are out GETTING MORE STUFF !

Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your chicken coup is so full of junk that your chickens want to cross the road.

David Letterman: And the number 1 reason the chicken crossed the road is: To vote for Hillary.
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MR. T: "If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!"

GARY COLEMAN: "Chicken? What you talking 'bout, Willis?"
 
Luciano De Crescendo: " We are each chickens with only one wing. And we can only fly to the other side of the road by embracing each other "

Said the students of ponerology: " To get away from the psychopath!"

Said the cat: " Curiosity"

Sylvia Plath: " Chicken has the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively sad. Or chicken can go mad by richocheting in between both sides of the road"

Said the student of meditation: " To perform a walking meditation"

Art Bell: " To try to get a better view of area 51"

Rumi: " If you do not possess the staff of caution and discrimination, use the eyes of him who sees. If there is no staff of caution and discrimination, do not wander on the road without a guide "

Hipolito: " Without chicken todays emotions would be the scurf of yesterdays" [ Hipolito wrote about failures so it was not relevant if chicken made it across the road]
.... And if it were not for the baby watching the dog, who watched the chickens... maybe Amelie would help chicken get across? But (probably subjectively) I do not think she'd want to tramatize poor chicken with the roast chickens. :-)
 
Freud: Because he had issues with his mother.

Jean-Paul Satre: Because it was condemned to be free.
 
LOL! I'll give a try... :)

Berlusconi: Mi consenta! I don't give credit to such a chicken, not for a single minute! It's anthropologically different from the other chickens!!

Pope: To meet with choy the Holy Hen of our Lord (occasionally built on Vatican soil)

Martha Stout: The chicken was into a state of dissociation fired by psychological reactions, and when he gets like that, chicken never responds. So, next week, when he woke up Tuesday morning, there he found himself under a car's wheel on Friday.
 
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