Intellectual jokes

[Antony]

"-Did you catch the Covid ?
-Yes I got the untested asymptomatic one."

Good one) i managed to avoid vaccine by testing PCR every day) i got plus when needed (just the usual flu made the deal))

 

[Ryan]

 

[Adobe]

We're in big trouble...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1646249921920499713

 

[Debra]

 

[Antony]

Abraham Lincoln had a favorite riddle:

"How many paws does a dog have if we call the tail a paw?"

Most people answered that five. Then Lincoln retorted:

"No, there are still four of them. A tail called a paw is not a paw yet".

 

[Nienna]

 

[Nienna]

 

[Ryan]

 

[Debra]

 

[Natus Videre]

A depressed neuroscientist walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey bro, everything ok?
Neuroscientist: It's complicated. I mean, you can't understand. I've been working on this paper for so long, but there is a missing link which drives me nuts!
Bartender: Nuts? We don't have any.
Neuroscientist: Brainless zombie... Why am I even talking to you?
Bartender: Recently, it has been proposed that autapses could possibly form as a result of neuronal signal transmission blockage, such as in cases of axonal injury induced by poisoning or impeding ion channels.
Neuroscientist:

 

[Nienna]

"What if we are all characters in a book?

"What if, when you forget what you were going to say, it's the author back spacing?"

Works for me.

 

[loreta]

View attachment 76437

Bravo bravo!!!!

 

[SasaM]

Seen this awhile ago on Chu's FB wall (when it was still called FB).

Addition from comments:
Except when said to "go" without specifying the destination; then one most probably knows exactly where he's supposed to go to.

 

[Nienna]

No rational person would do this.

 

[Ellipse]

What is the common point between the Forum, Programmers, Musicians, Hepatitis and Grades?