It Snowed Last Night…
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make
a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow
woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women
everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and
moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about
the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate
snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple
is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded
the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been
offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the
broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because
it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened
me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I
know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I
replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist,
homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up
trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children
were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched
down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become
all because of snowflakes!
