Well, speaking of stupid and France, we were once stopped by the Gendarmes for a traffic violation. Joe was driving and, as about everybody knows, he's Irish. One of our other members was with us who speaks fluent French. Joe had handed over his Irish driver's license and was sent back to the car to get the insurance info. While our translator was standing there, the two Gendarmes had a discussion about where Dublin might be. One of them opined that it must be in Romania where "all those terrorists come from"!
I went down to pay the ticket a few days later and couldn't resist informing the guy at the desk that I was surprised that the officer was so ignorant in comparison with the large majority of French people I have encountered - and I recounted the incident to him. He was pretty embarrassed.... but we had a good laugh about it. Now, every time anybody mentions Dublin, we always add - "you know, that place in Romania where all the terrorists come from!"