Best jokes about UFO and aliens

[Ina]

How do aliens achieve self propulsion on Earth? They eat an English breakfast.

 

[Nienna]

When you first make contact with the Earthlings, wear this helmet - trust me, it'll be hilarious

 

[Puma]

 

[Puma]

 

[Debra]

Harvested from Facebook.

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[forest_light]

Sorry if this has been posted... it really made me giggle. These animators are so clever.

Who plans the Mexico Alien's holidays?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702047850358546701

For non English speakers:
"I mean, me... I personally wanted to go to some whole other planet - but my mate was like:
"Let's go to Earth, it'll be fun, we won't get stuck there..."
(starts singing Peter Gabriel's 'Sledgehammer')

Maybe Sledgehammer is code for what is coming...

 

[Ryan]

 

[Jones]

 

[Liliea]

Another great craft project !!!

 

[Puma]

 

[Nienna]

"If I remember my research, a wagging tail means "friendly"'

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Puma]

Hard evidence of illegal aliens eating an Ohio cat

 

[seek10]

Even though this is not a "joke", I will put it here for the user comments. It is related to a documentary named "The UFO Movie THEY don't want you to see" created by Youtube Movies &TV. After watching first comment, I couldn't resist browsing for comments. Some interesting comments are below.

• This wouldn't be on YouTube if they didn't want you to see it
• I feel like I'm watching a Real Estate Seminar ...
• This should have been called " The UFO movie THEY want you to Believe."
• I watched this entire thing, and I have never in my life felt more "I'm from the government, I'm here to help". Literally, never have I felt more placated, treated with kid gloves. Some real "man behind the curtain" bullshit.
• Should of named this "The BULLSHIT that comes out of my mouth I was paid to say"
• THEY don’t want us to see this, but it’s free on YouTube
• I don't even know what to make of this so I'm just going to move on to the next thing so all of my brain cells don't die
• Brought to you by the same people that investigated 911.
• This is the Spinal Tap of alien documentaries. As soon as I saw the first couple "scientists" I burst out laughing.
• If its on youtube movies then it is the movie THEY want you to see.
• THEY didn't want us to see this, which is why THEY made it free on YouTube.
• Why don't they want us to see this?Was there proof i missed?
• Imma need some snacks and for this type of entertainment.