Best jokes about UFO and aliens

[Henchman 21]

Take us to your leader

 

[Debra]

 

[Voyageur]

"This just in" - JP Sears interviews an alien:

 

[Puma]

The Martians have already arrived and they came dancing cha cha cha cha

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702813292261986768

 

[Jones]

 

[forest_light]

 

[forest_light]

 

[forest_light]

 

[Puma]

The true story of what happened on the plane

https://twitter.com/x/status/1706001853979205702

 

[skymargo]

 

[Ðekel]

These are soooo good

 

[Ina]

Shame, poor aliens.
Who, do you think, aliens will speak first upon arrival to Earth?
JBiden, because he’s always, spaced out.

 

[Ina]

Why do aliens make crop circles?
To speak to their children, when they are out of line.

 

[Ina]

Why do aliens come to Earth?
To see aliens.

 

[Ina]

Why do aliens use UFOs?
Because they haven’t got a Covid Passport.