Best jokes about UFO and aliens
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Jedi Master
Two jokes I like a lot.
1) You can prove aliens exist using only financial mathematics!
How?
The sum of all countries' debts is 300 trillions dollars.
That means the whole world owes 300 trillions dollars...
Wait.
The world owes to whom?
To itself?
That doesn't make any sense.
It must be owing to someone else.
Thus...
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2) Lotteries are agencies intended to track time-travellers.
1) You can prove aliens exist using only financial mathematics!
How?
The sum of all countries' debts is 300 trillions dollars.
That means the whole world owes 300 trillions dollars...
Wait.
The world owes to whom?
To itself?
That doesn't make any sense.
It must be owing to someone else.
Thus...
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2) Lotteries are agencies intended to track time-travellers.
