Best jokes about UFO and aliens

[Moine]

I guess this is a thing now...

 

[whitecoast]

 

[Haiku]

Alien Funny

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Puma]

 

[Ricardo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003827463131124106

 

[Thassa]

Two jokes I like a lot.


1) You can prove aliens exist using only financial mathematics!
How?
The sum of all countries' debts is 300 trillions dollars.
That means the whole world owes 300 trillions dollars...
Wait.
The world owes to whom?
To itself?
That doesn't make any sense.
It must be owing to someone else.
Thus...


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2) Lotteries are agencies intended to track time-travellers.

 

[Sindy-T.S.R]

Maybe not only smoking tobacco is the solution...

- "If when you woke up, they were the first thing you saw, what would your first words be?"
- "Manuel: I would sing something by Maluma or Bad Bunny so that they think I have no brain and let me go."
- "HELL, GUMP! YOU'RE REALLY A GENIUS!"