Best Jokes

[marek760]

You will laugh all day when you see this one.

-https://mobile.twitter.com/NEVERCOMPLYFJB1/status/1484651472159911936

Can you tell me what you find funny about this?

 

[Hi_Henry]

Can you tell me what you find funny about this?

Pie throwing is a popular prank in the US.

What is funny in one culture may not be funny in others. I take in yours it is not. Same goes for jokes/sarcasm.

Pieing - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hi_Henry]

OK, making this a separate thread makes little sense so I'll just stick it here. This refers back to my comment above regarding what is funny in one culture may not be so in another.

This one was very popular prank at my high school. It was all done in good fun, usually on a tree of the house.
Toilet Paper Attack, done on Friday or Saturday nights after a keg party ended.

Toilet papering - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Vulcan59]

For your safety!

 

[Glenn]

For your safety!
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I like it. Instead of swimming 300 meters, you just swim 1 meter 300 times.

 

[Hi_Henry]

Repeat After Me, Laboratory Leak!

collab with @Davar_Echad pic.twitter.com/3rKCeNWUWv

— @stevenvoiceover (@stevenvoiceover) January 21, 2022

 

[Hi_Henry]

 

[axj]

 

[Nević Nenad]

 

[mxwlll0]

Hilarious Russian saying used by a colleague in reference to someone complaining about equipment needs in order to do good. He said:

“look, in Russia we have a saying —

A bad dancer is always going to complain about his balls getting in the way”

Could be interpreted in a number of ways but basically says to me stop making excuses/complaining and do the work.

A lot bad dancers out here there running things in the US…

 

[Hi_Henry]

 

[ApotheosisMMC.]

ZZZzzz what I bring, but it is something:

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[gottathink]

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I’m finding sone of these jokes less humorous due to the fact that they are so tragically accurate.
Its like the humour needs to be more outrageous to become funny again. Does that make sense?

 

[iscreamsandwish]

I’m finding sone of these jokes less humorous due to the fact that they are so tragically accurate.
Its like the humour needs to be more outrageous to become funny again. Does that make sense?

Makes sense but also "it's only funny cus it's true"...makes the tragic a tiny bit less tragic.