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Henchman 21
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XPan
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Smart Professor ?
"A car spends 90 % of its life in the car park and costs money"
Ellen Enkel
Professor at the University of Duisburg-Essen
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The wonderful reply:
Dear Ellen,
- your bed also just stands around for 66-75% of the day
- your shower maybe even 99%
- Wind turbines may run for days when there is no wind
- Solar cells never reach 100% in Germany anyway and their partial load only 6h per day, if at all
- Your toilet paper also is bored most of the time
- Don't even get me started on the clothes in your wardrobe
Now my question to Ellen: What do you want to do without because of this?
"A car spends 90 % of its life in the car park and costs money"
Ellen Enkel
Professor at the University of Duisburg-Essen
• 52 kb screenshot
The wonderful reply:
Dear Ellen,
- your bed also just stands around for 66-75% of the day
- your shower maybe even 99%
- Wind turbines may run for days when there is no wind
- Solar cells never reach 100% in Germany anyway and their partial load only 6h per day, if at all
- Your toilet paper also is bored most of the time
- Don't even get me started on the clothes in your wardrobe
Now my question to Ellen: What do you want to do without because of this?
Ricardo
Jedi Council Member
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