Best Jokes

[loreta]

 

[Nienna]

It doesn't matter how strong and confident you may appear on the outside. Some days you just need your Pooh Bear.

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[Natus Videre]

"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[fifty_five]

Breaking news in Multipolar world

Eggs inside detected

 

[skymargo]

 

[Nienna]

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. One says "Eat the Chocolate." The other says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate."

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[loreta]

 

[youlik]

Bentley, APC, tank or MTLB? — flash mob of our fighters (VIDEO)

The Russian military, who are in the zone of their own, responded with a flash mob to an advertisement for a car for millionaires.

The commercial is recorded in the style of ASMR (autonomous sensory meridional reaction — approx. RF), when with the help of an ultra-sensitive microphone, sounds near, breathing and whispering or soft smooth speech of the speaker are recorded in maximum detail, which creates a feeling of complete immersion in the listener.

A slender blonde opens the doors of a luxury car, runs her fingers over the upholstery of the seats and the leather of the steering wheel, and knocks with her nails on the wheels and the glass in the cup holder, almost the same thing is done in MTLB, tank and APC by our soldiers at the front.

https://rusvesna.su/news/1694754416

 

[loreta]

 

[Steph_rivers]

I’ll share a terrible dad joke:

What did the dad say he saw three holes in the ground full of water?

Well well well….

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[loreta]