Best Jokes

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[Merlin]

 

[Merlin]

How the Royal Navy trains the SAS to paradrop . in water . . .

 

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[naorma]

Mechaniker: "Die Bremsbelege gehören erneuert. Wir brauchen einen Termin."
Ich: "Oje, darf ich jetzt nicht mehr fahren?"
"Foahrn kannst eh. Nur halt net bremsen."

Mechanic: "The brake pads need to be replaced. We need an appointment."
Me: "Oh dear, am I not allowed to drive now?"
"You can drive anyway. Just don't brake."

 

[Nienna]

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

 

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