Best Jokes

[naorma]

The shortest connection between two points is normally closed due to road works

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[loreta]

 

[skymargo]

Germany has a very interesting history…. At least using the example of the Brandenburg Gate

 

[Haiku]

This just happened to me, I wish it was just a joke …

Phone rings … it stated ‘Potential spam’ on the display.

I say, “Not another SPAM call, it is non-stop today.”

I let it go to the answering machine.

The message goes, “This is a SPAM call, if you wish to be spammed, please hold onto the line for our next available operator.”

I almost fell to the floor laughing at that one. At least they were polite. Haiku …

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Jefferson]

Graham: "We must bomb the entire world"

Jefferson: OK, would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

 

[naorma]

Mary Baloug posted this on fb: Quite good!

 

[loreta]

 

[Puma]

Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental

https://twitter.com/x/status/1712589510570074269

 

[Nienna]

There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

 

[hiker]

The UK cow takes the cake!

 

[loreta]

 

[naorma]

I am spiritual. - Demons are also spiritual. A little more specific?

 

[naorma]

Actually THIS IS THE PICTURE TO the text above. ....