Best Jokes

[loreta]

 

[Ricardo]

On a side note i've taken to call them the farting dead

 

[Anamarija]

It was long time ago when I heard such a excellent and to the point argumentation why using pronouns sounds so ridiculous.

 

[portobello]

her: have you seen the dog bowl?
me: i never knew he did

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Fluffy]

Helping Daddy. So cute!

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My 10 month old ‘helps’ me do the dishes the same way, the crying at my feet makes me move faster so I can get those dishes washed in record breaking time

 

[loreta]

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[loreta]

 

[Liliea]

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[Glenn]

Trump Preps For Debate Against Biden By Going to Nursing Home And Arguing With Dementia Patients

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.

babylonbee.com

 

[hiker]

 

[loreta]

 

[seek10]

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Yep. Here is a good picture of the "man in blue" - from mail article