Best Jokes

[dredger]

Well, i agree, it's cynical, but i well laughed at this one

 

[dredger]

Wave is coming

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[Nathan]

(When I shared this on Twitter, a couple of people who liked it were wearing masks in their photos, which made me laugh even more than the meme )

 

[dredger]

This one is good :

 

[maguenette]

New fashion for 2022: A vaccination shirt.

 

[dredger]

2 good ones :

 

[dredger]

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[mxwlll0]

Just playing around with some random acts of defiance tonight

 

[jar]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7051303789780864302

 

[XPan]

Alternative Media Portal, Nuoviso in Germany

started to make funny posters since they gotten a really good illustrator in the team. Some of the illustrated people are or have been part of the German politics; wuch as former health minister Spahn, and today's nightmare health minister Lauterbach. And they play with famous movies...

'Lethal deppen' means "Lethal idiots"


Showing the present German government 2022 - "The Ineffectual Ones" or "the unfit ones".
On Germany's foreign minister shirt, Annalena Baerbock, it is written "Ending Germany Together"




The Ten Prohibitions:

• I am the Virus - your God
• You shall not have any other diseases than Covid
• You shall not misuse the name of the Virus
• You shall holy the lockdowns
• You shall honor Merkel and Drosten
• You shall vaccinate
• You shall not go outside
• You shall not give false vaccination accounts
• You shall desire the Green Pass
• You shall not ask any questions





And from a different source, the suggestion of a new Euro bill.... *uhm*
(Oh boy, it could have some truly naaaaaasty consequences when the tide turns...)

 

[dredger]

Funny one ^^

 

[Debra]

If and when...cause this part of the show is getting tiresome.
I wonder if there’s going to be an Intermission?
I’ve stocked up on some very nice non-gmo, locally sourced popcorn, feel pretty read up on deep fakes and double speak, so, I’m as ready as I’m gonna be, I guess.

 

[Cleopatre VII]

A few covid (sometimes modified form) jokes that I know:

1. Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks... Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.

2. Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”.

3. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog - we laughed a lot.

4. How did the health experts lie? They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store. When I got there, everyone else had clothes on.

And today, there is stationary education in Poland. I had lessons with high school students and I told them this:

Do you know what is the worst part of stationary education? The fact that I can't click "mute". It is really inconvenient!