C's sense of humor.

[Wandering Star]

(Perceval) What is the purpose of the new US base in Israel, the 25 square mile US base in Israel?

A: It depends on who you ask: Israel or the US.

Q: (Perceval) If we asked Israel, what would they say?

A: To protect interests.

Q: (Perceval) And if we asked the US, what would they say?

A: To protect interests.

Q: (General laughter)

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (Joe) Is the story about the Kandahar giant that US Green Berets allegedly encountered and killed in Afghanistan in 2002, true?

A: No

Q: (Joe) So it's entirely made up?

A: Not entirely.

Q: (Joe) Did they encounter a giant?

A: Somewhat of one, yes.

Q: (Andromeda) So just a very big person and...

(Joe) A very tall Afghani.

(Niall) A very tall "Talibani".

A: Yes

Q: (Andromeda) And it was exaggerated.

(Joe) Like a nomad type dude living in a cave in Afghanistan? He was quite tall?

A: Yes

Q: (Joe) Maybe a bit mentally retarded?

A: Yes

Q: (Joe) That's why he was in the cave?

A: Yes

Q: (Joe) And because they're Green Berets, they freaked out.

A: Yes [laughter]

Q: (Joe) So they have to make up this entire story to make them sound really tough.

A: Yes [laughter]

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (L) So, what is the deal between him and Candace, and him and Tucker?

A: Induced antagonism exacerbated by Nick's paranoia.

Q: (L) Induced... Induced by who or what?

A: Beaming triangulation by deep state operatives.

Q: (L) So he is not paranoid enough, huh? [laughter]

A: Yes

Q: (L) Sorry, I just had to do that.

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (L) OK, we’re gonna say goodnight!

A: Kissy. Goodbye.

End of Session

What a tender farewell!

 

[Wandering Star]

(L) Speaking of swimming in cold water, I read an article the other day that talks about how being in a very cold atmosphere - and I'm assuming that could include being in very cold water - can cause your blood to get thick and sticky and cause you to have blood clots. I don't want to have thick sticky blood. {laughter} Is there a danger of me getting blood clots from going swimming in very cold water?

A: Not much.

Q: (L) Traitors! Traitors!! {laughter}

 

[Wandering Star]

(Pierre) You can ask about pneumonia. I'm sure they're going to say yes.

(Joe) Can you get pneumonia from cold water?

A: No

Q: (Andromeda) Should I be going in the cold water even though I have a cold?

A: No

Q: (Andromeda) Thank you! {laughter}

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (L) I need a tissue. I really need to blow my nose here... {Trumpet of the Apocalypse is heard for miles around}

(Joe) How do you spell that? {laughter}