C's sense of humor.

[Wandering Star]

(Perceval) What is the purpose of the new US base in Israel, the 25 square mile US base in Israel?

A: It depends on who you ask: Israel or the US.

Q: (Perceval) If we asked Israel, what would they say?

A: To protect interests.

Q: (Perceval) And if we asked the US, what would they say?

A: To protect interests.

Q: (General laughter)

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (Joe) Is the story about the Kandahar giant that US Green Berets allegedly encountered and killed in Afghanistan in 2002, true?

A: No

Q: (Joe) So it's entirely made up?

A: Not entirely.

Q: (Joe) Did they encounter a giant?

A: Somewhat of one, yes.

Q: (Andromeda) So just a very big person and...

(Joe) A very tall Afghani.

(Niall) A very tall "Talibani".

A: Yes

Q: (Andromeda) And it was exaggerated.

(Joe) Like a nomad type dude living in a cave in Afghanistan? He was quite tall?

A: Yes

Q: (Joe) Maybe a bit mentally retarded?

A: Yes

Q: (Joe) That's why he was in the cave?

A: Yes

Q: (Joe) And because they're Green Berets, they freaked out.

A: Yes [laughter]

Q: (Joe) So they have to make up this entire story to make them sound really tough.

A: Yes [laughter]

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (L) So, what is the deal between him and Candace, and him and Tucker?

A: Induced antagonism exacerbated by Nick's paranoia.

Q: (L) Induced... Induced by who or what?

A: Beaming triangulation by deep state operatives.

Q: (L) So he is not paranoid enough, huh? [laughter]

A: Yes

Q: (L) Sorry, I just had to do that.

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (L) OK, we’re gonna say goodnight!

A: Kissy. Goodbye.

End of Session

What a tender farewell!

 

[Wandering Star]

(L) Speaking of swimming in cold water, I read an article the other day that talks about how being in a very cold atmosphere - and I'm assuming that could include being in very cold water - can cause your blood to get thick and sticky and cause you to have blood clots. I don't want to have thick sticky blood. {laughter} Is there a danger of me getting blood clots from going swimming in very cold water?

A: Not much.

Q: (L) Traitors! Traitors!! {laughter}

 

[Wandering Star]

(Pierre) You can ask about pneumonia. I'm sure they're going to say yes.

(Joe) Can you get pneumonia from cold water?

A: No

Q: (Andromeda) Should I be going in the cold water even though I have a cold?

A: No

Q: (Andromeda) Thank you! {laughter}

 

[Wandering Star]

Q: (L) I need a tissue. I really need to blow my nose here... {Trumpet of the Apocalypse is heard for miles around}

(Joe) How do you spell that? {laughter}

 

[Wandering Star]

(L) Alright, we're almost finished doing all the crystals, and we thank you most kindly for all your help along that line. We'll get the final ones done probably in the next few days if I can keep myself held together. Then I guess we'll start our Crystal Network Radio Show. I think maybe we may even try to introduce some online channeling. Whattaya think of that??

A: Yeehaw!

Q: [laughter] (L) Alright then, good night.