Mr. Premise
The Living Force
I agree with AI here, I think Zappa was truly pathological. He was extremely popular with my peers back in the day, but his lyrics were always puerile and disgusting. His public statements were intelligent and his music was complex, but why were his lyrics so bad? (for those of you who haven't heard much of him, Approaching Infinity could have quoted much worse). And the info Dave McGowan came out with in the Laurel Canyon series sealed the case for me.
I actually saw him perform twice in the seventies, and I truly wish I didn't. They were evil events.
I actually saw him perform twice in the seventies, and I truly wish I didn't. They were evil events.
Approaching Infinity said:There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
...
'nuff said.