Star Wars
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No! Just...no. The voice of God is Morgan Freeman. (Just ask Kelly Clarkson)God Announces He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones
God Announces He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones
HEAVEN — Though many have claimed to have heard the voice of God throughout human history, the Lord will now have a voice that is highly identifiable by all people, as a representative from Heaven confirmed that the deceased James Earl Jones has been contracted to play God's Voice for all eternity.babylonbee.com
Besides, Darth Vader was not a great fatherly role model.
While both have great voices, Morgan Freeman's is more soothing (and he never claims "I AM your Father!")
Mr. Freeman is less arrogant, lol.
BHelmet
The Living Force
Job description: reinstate the fear of God. Vader is perf. (Morgan Freeman was too much of a random salesman shill.)
Vader reconciled and acknowledged his son. Freeman kindly likeable, yes, but is that the God we need? George Burns? No. Charleton Heston? No.
Vader reconciled and acknowledged his son. Freeman kindly likeable, yes, but is that the God we need? George Burns? No. Charleton Heston? No.
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"Vader is perf."
Aaaaand this is why I am a Star Trek fan *sigh*. Dr. Spock would use logic to determine the better God voice...but y'all are going by emotion.
Obviously Dr. Spock, Morgan Freeman and myself are most offended by your conclusions.
Carry on.
BHelmet
The Living Force
I’m offended that you’re offended. No wait. I can’t be. I have to be the superior being. So I must not be. Either offended or superior.
This is the beauty of love. To accept and celebrate the differences with a laugh. Vive le difference! Or stop! You’re both wrong! The real voice of God is Tom Waits singing!
This is the beauty of love. To accept and celebrate the differences with a laugh. Vive le difference! Or stop! You’re both wrong! The real voice of God is Tom Waits singing!
So basically you have talked yourself into and back out of your own argument. C'est la vie, eh?
Back to Star Trek again, hahaha....the real voice of God is Khan from "Enter Darkness". Clip included below.
Now, shall we begin?
BHelmet
The Living Force
I knew you’d understand!
Ricardo Montalban?! The voice of God?
“In heaven the pews are made of the finest Corinthian leather. Isn’t that worth the earthly sacrifices?”
tschai
Dagobah Resident
2nd Tom Waits- Live Long and Prosper y’all
Understand you or understand the Francais? I'm in Canada monsieur. ('nuff said)
You didn't watch my clip, did you? Although my bad, it's called "Into Darkness", and no it's not the Fantasy Island dude.
This is Benedict Cumberbatch, and his delivery of the line is (to me) awesome.
"In heaven the pews are made of the finest Corinthian leather"...? So they are still killing cows for furniture?
Hmm...I expected better.
BHelmet
The Living Force
I Imagine the "Nighthawks at the Diner" version of Tom Waits - a voice of God, no one would suspect!
Gravel voice, slurring a bit with a wry wit and bittersweet delivery. LOL
tschai
Dagobah Resident
Sacrifice is a dish best served cold…
So God sounds like he's been chain smoking cigarettes and chugging whiskey...?
Granted, if my kids were getting up to what his kids are getting up to...I'd likely do the same.
(Why can't you kids behave? Look what your doing to your father!!)
BHelmet
The Living Force
C'est le meme chose.
And BTW, my 4 years of studying French (Parisienne?) in high school did me no good whatsoever in Montreal trying to order some patisserie when I was there for the Expo.
No, I wanted to make an absurd joke. I knew you didn't mean the original Khan. What, am I an idiot, now?
Eggs Benedict Cumbersome is still a bit of a twit to me despite of that brilliant but heavily EQ'd in post-production baritone delivery.
God can do whatever the hell he wants...obviously. Just look at this place we live. God is upper level management, even in these lower realms. Expectations are the seeds of all disappointments. Should the pews in heaven be Naugahyde?
Ya know, I think this was a serious thread before we showed up. The riffraff has arrived. (I mean you of course)
To try to condense my reply: Well apparently Fr. Cdn. Quebecois is not France French, they don't understand us and point and laugh. So no doubt your Parisienne French was not understood in Montreal. I think this would be like speaking Pig Latin to someone fluent in Latin.
"What, am I an idiot, now?"....Umm...now?
Mr. Cumberbatch is not a fave of mine but in this role in this movie...he was perfect.
"Should the pews in heaven by Naugahyde?" Good grief no! Pleather all the way.
BHelmet
The Living Force
Me?! YOU bring out the worst in me! Clearly it's all your fault.
OK what's the rationalization or raison d'être for fluffy banter that vectors away from Star Wars, a cultural icon of epic proportions, a story telling masterpiece and the imaginary backstory for every guy's life born from 1950 to....?
OK there is a serious question posed by the bar flies: at what point, or generation did Star Wars lose its significance and allure? The 4th one? (which is really before the first three, so it is number what - 1 minus 1?) Which generation of youth did NOT connect the way the earlier generations of males (and females) did? This could be a cultural key of some sort. My daughter is a gen Z and while she relates to Star Wars, she also sees the utter hokum and absurdity of the later movies. (but she does not have they utterly angry bitter distaste that my first millennial son does for how the later movies ruined and degraded the franchise, feeling betrayed by the rug pull)
There, I have saved you, m'lady, with a deft lane change back into serious relevancy from the riffraff choir. You are welcome.
Do you ALWAYS have to disagree, just to show there is another way of seeing things? Ugh, there is nothing worse than having to take your own medicine! What were the seats in the Millennium Falcon upholstered with? Sandalwood Scented Bantha Shag? It was the 70's, were they died green and orange to match that aesthetic, too? And I suppose the death star gunner seats and gloves were made from Ewok skins. Oops, the riffing raff is back. C'mon Jacygirl, let's keep it serious here!
