Why did the chicken cross the road?
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SoCurious
Jedi Master
"What is this strange unyeilding ribbon?
A river hard as stone
a border seperating me
from
a land of plenty
a land of dreams
the fabled promised land
tentatively I set my feet
upon the hard hot water
I know I cannot tarry
I feel a danger without sight
a rising tide of panic
fear and determination both
lend unknown speed to my flight
I reach the other land
triumphant
cluckling with delight
I've succeeded where few would venture
and as this new land I stand upon
whispers to my ears
I know at last
without a doubt
I've crossed my Rubicon"
A river hard as stone
a border seperating me
from
a land of plenty
a land of dreams
the fabled promised land
tentatively I set my feet
upon the hard hot water
I know I cannot tarry
I feel a danger without sight
a rising tide of panic
fear and determination both
lend unknown speed to my flight
I reach the other land
triumphant
cluckling with delight
I've succeeded where few would venture
and as this new land I stand upon
whispers to my ears
I know at last
without a doubt
I've crossed my Rubicon"
DragonHunter
The Force is Strong With This One
The silly bird crossed it simply 'cuz it was in the way.
M
MikaelYosef
Guest
Devar said:ie; Death - "the other side".
Wow. So simple and in plain view too. The best place to hide something right? As the saying goes....
lake_george
Jedi
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Deleted member 8431
Guest
Stephen Hawking: The chicken created itself from nothing. There is no God.
lake_george
Jedi
Serendipity
Jedi Council Member
FUNDIE
It was the will of our Lord and we shouldn't question the Lord's ways!
CRAZY FUNDIE
She hath been seduced by the Devil into crossing the road that leads to hell. Chicken, hear the word of the Lord, for thou hast been greatly deceived.
Thou art leave thine evil ways of crossing the road and thou art to repent. Promise to our Lord that thee shall never cross the road again!
THUNDERCOMING777 (in honour of a good laugh)
Woe upon the chicken for crossing the road and all who followed it's wicked path shall reap the fruit of thine own hand, even the fruit which thou hast passed along unto thine followers. Woe unto those who mistake sweet for bitter and bitter for sweet, the head of the underworld even the Devil himself has thee and ye know it not. Thine works have been seen and thou art full of sin, thy cups are nearly withdrawn from thee. Hearken unto these words and repent, ye are warned from on high, ye shall not see the day of purification of the Lord for thou shalt be thrust down to hell unless thou dost turn away from thine evil ways and repent....
PROPAGANDA MACHINE
The chicken was alleged al-Qaeda militant and was caught after acting suspiciously. The same chicken had previously tried to cross the road, allegedly for terrorist training and is suspected to be connected to the Egypt islamist group,said the representative of the Home office. Allegedly, the same chicken is suspected of trying to recruit other chickens to cross the road, warned the officials.
RICHARD DAWKINS
Because she was infected by the meme from chickens that crossed the road before her. The only cause there is, for crossing the road, are memes that spread in the informational ''meme world''.
NEW AGE TYPES
Because we are all one, and that means that chicken is same as we inside. So, she choose to be in the light, and the light was on the other side. It is all so simple, you don't need to think too much, unless it's positive thoughts, because you create your own reality,that means you wouldn't want to focus on anything negative,now would you? The chicken is looking for enlightenment, and peace in the world.
OBAMA
Because she is demanding transition to democracy from regime where leaders have turned to repression to remain in power. The United States has condemned the actions of the president Assad. He now has a choice. He can lead that transition to the other side of the road , or get out of the way.
SMARTASS
Because she wanted to keep her mind in shape by solving crosswords. And that's why the chicken crossed the ''road''.
PSYCHOPATH(thinking to himself,while telling yet another lie using the mask of sanity)
That chicken thinks that she can just go around crossing roads and be joyous and unconstrained. Not while I'm alive! I'll teach her otherwise
INSCRIPTION ON THE MONUMENT TO GREAT SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENTS
Chicken crossed the road, because chicken and egg were racing to the other side of the road.While the egg remained on starting position, the chicken crossed the road and proved once and for all, that the chicken came before the egg. This was great day for science. But some scientists,after seeing the egg on one side and the chicken on the other side, came to an outrageous idea that changed the world forever. Now,seeing no difference between the two sides of the road, the scientists asked: What if the egg was always there, on the ''other'' side of the road? That would mean that the egg existed since beginning of the time. The question remained and the battle between the two groups of scientists is being fought even today.
It was the will of our Lord and we shouldn't question the Lord's ways!
CRAZY FUNDIE
She hath been seduced by the Devil into crossing the road that leads to hell. Chicken, hear the word of the Lord, for thou hast been greatly deceived.
Thou art leave thine evil ways of crossing the road and thou art to repent. Promise to our Lord that thee shall never cross the road again!
THUNDERCOMING777 (in honour of a good laugh)
Woe upon the chicken for crossing the road and all who followed it's wicked path shall reap the fruit of thine own hand, even the fruit which thou hast passed along unto thine followers. Woe unto those who mistake sweet for bitter and bitter for sweet, the head of the underworld even the Devil himself has thee and ye know it not. Thine works have been seen and thou art full of sin, thy cups are nearly withdrawn from thee. Hearken unto these words and repent, ye are warned from on high, ye shall not see the day of purification of the Lord for thou shalt be thrust down to hell unless thou dost turn away from thine evil ways and repent....
PROPAGANDA MACHINE
The chicken was alleged al-Qaeda militant and was caught after acting suspiciously. The same chicken had previously tried to cross the road, allegedly for terrorist training and is suspected to be connected to the Egypt islamist group,said the representative of the Home office. Allegedly, the same chicken is suspected of trying to recruit other chickens to cross the road, warned the officials.
RICHARD DAWKINS
Because she was infected by the meme from chickens that crossed the road before her. The only cause there is, for crossing the road, are memes that spread in the informational ''meme world''.
NEW AGE TYPES
Because we are all one, and that means that chicken is same as we inside. So, she choose to be in the light, and the light was on the other side. It is all so simple, you don't need to think too much, unless it's positive thoughts, because you create your own reality,that means you wouldn't want to focus on anything negative,now would you? The chicken is looking for enlightenment, and peace in the world.
OBAMA
Because she is demanding transition to democracy from regime where leaders have turned to repression to remain in power. The United States has condemned the actions of the president Assad. He now has a choice. He can lead that transition to the other side of the road , or get out of the way.
SMARTASS
Because she wanted to keep her mind in shape by solving crosswords. And that's why the chicken crossed the ''road''.
PSYCHOPATH(thinking to himself,while telling yet another lie using the mask of sanity)
That chicken thinks that she can just go around crossing roads and be joyous and unconstrained. Not while I'm alive! I'll teach her otherwise
INSCRIPTION ON THE MONUMENT TO GREAT SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENTS
Chicken crossed the road, because chicken and egg were racing to the other side of the road.While the egg remained on starting position, the chicken crossed the road and proved once and for all, that the chicken came before the egg. This was great day for science. But some scientists,after seeing the egg on one side and the chicken on the other side, came to an outrageous idea that changed the world forever. Now,seeing no difference between the two sides of the road, the scientists asked: What if the egg was always there, on the ''other'' side of the road? That would mean that the egg existed since beginning of the time. The question remained and the battle between the two groups of scientists is being fought even today.
S
Sirius
Guest
“I'm from the other side.” Remember that lady saying this in an episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? ;DDevar said:
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Deleted member 8431
Guest
Emmanuel: DARTH WADER : The Force is strong with this chicken. If only he can be turned to this side!
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