Why did the chicken cross the road?
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INTERGOVERNMENTAL PANEL ON CLIMATE CHANGE: Road crossing chickens thought to help reduce Global Warming.
MORPHEUS: I can only show you the road, you have to walk over it.
THETRUTHSEEKER.CO.UK: Our trusted psychic sidekick says Iranian chickens have crossed much, much further over the road than the intelligence agencies of the west realize.
MORPHEUS: I can only show you the road, you have to walk over it.
THETRUTHSEEKER.CO.UK: Our trusted psychic sidekick says Iranian chickens have crossed much, much further over the road than the intelligence agencies of the west realize.
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MCS: We'll set up a scenario to get that damn chicken back into the mainstream!
Robert Deniro, Awakenings: It chose to go for a walk "ALONE" and it can choose to go left or right or straight ahead. It might have wanted to talk to someone across the street.
Robert Deniro, Awakenings: It chose to go for a walk "ALONE" and it can choose to go left or right or straight ahead. It might have wanted to talk to someone across the street.
Wizard
The Force is Strong With This One
Neocon White House spokesman : "We're an empire now, and when we have the chicken cross the road, we create our own reality. And while you're studying the chicken crossing the road - judiciously, as you will - we'll act again, have other chickens cross the road, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study chickens crossing the road.'
JEFF RENSE: The Rhode Island Red, Dutch Bantum, Leghorn or any other breed of domesticated Jungle Fowl crossed, walked, ambled,traversed or in some shape or fashion passed over the road, street, avenue, boulevard or any other type, kind or variety of public highway in an attempt,effort or endeavour to interrupt, interject, make a comment or in some way get a word in edgeways during one of my verbose, rambling and tedious verbal excursions. Right, let me introduce my guest - no, we've run out of time- join me next time on the Jeff Rense show.
VB: To absorb the galactic-core light-love energies left by the ophanic intelligences on the other side. Duh.
Kupu_Kupu
A Disturbance in the Force
Antoine de Saint-Exupery: "Chicken who would travel happily must travel light."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery: "What saves a Chicken is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it."
Johann Goethe: "Chicken; knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do."
Bruce Lee: " Chicken, a goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as
something to aim at."
Bruce Lee: " “If chicken always puts limit on everything chicken does, physical or anything else. It will spread into your chicken work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.”
Arundhati Roy: " Another world is not only possible, chicken is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing."
Joseph Campbell: “Chicken, to find your own way is to follow your bliss. This involves analysis, watching yourself and seeing where real deep bliss is -- not the quick little excitement , but the real deep, life-filling bliss.”
Sam Keen: " Chicken, to be on a quest is nothing more or less than to become an asker of questions."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery: "What saves a Chicken is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it."
Johann Goethe: "Chicken; knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do."
Bruce Lee: " Chicken, a goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as
something to aim at."
Bruce Lee: " “If chicken always puts limit on everything chicken does, physical or anything else. It will spread into your chicken work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.”
Arundhati Roy: " Another world is not only possible, chicken is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing."
Joseph Campbell: “Chicken, to find your own way is to follow your bliss. This involves analysis, watching yourself and seeing where real deep bliss is -- not the quick little excitement , but the real deep, life-filling bliss.”
Sam Keen: " Chicken, to be on a quest is nothing more or less than to become an asker of questions."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: We are trying to tell you something important, and you keep
asking questions. Now, please, silence for a moment!!!! We have
told you many times to communicate with each other and network
and share ideas, because that is how you LEARN and PROGRESS!
But, you are beginning to rely on us for all your answers, and you do
not LEARN that way!!!!!!! Now, try this, you will be thunderstruck with
the results: Each of you has stored within you unlimited amounts of
factual and "Earthshaking" information. This information was put into
your consciousness in order for you to retrieve it in order for you to
learn. Now just start by holding a discussion about the last question
you were trying to ask us, and "let it flow."
A: We are trying to tell you something important, and you keep
asking questions. Now, please, silence for a moment!!!! We have
told you many times to communicate with each other and network
and share ideas, because that is how you LEARN and PROGRESS!
But, you are beginning to rely on us for all your answers, and you do
not LEARN that way!!!!!!! Now, try this, you will be thunderstruck with
the results: Each of you has stored within you unlimited amounts of
factual and "Earthshaking" information. This information was put into
your consciousness in order for you to retrieve it in order for you to
learn. Now just start by holding a discussion about the last question
you were trying to ask us, and "let it flow."
VB: I have written about this before anybody else did. This chicken *is* the Grail, and according to one of Nostradamus' quatrains it will lay 2012 eggs. It is most often depicted as a chalice, but did you notice that the the cup part is half an egg?ScioAgapeOmnis said:
The road symbolizes the alchemical transformation from egg to clucker. I strongly believe that the original Bible was mistranslated and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse are really riding chickens. By their feathers you shall know them is what Jesus said.
Look, my research has also taught me the Auch cathedral was really built by giant chickens that are referred to as the Cluckilim. They were the Poultrenforcers of the Annunaki.
For all these reasons I decided a few years ago to marry my Marge. She is an Old English Game hen of the royal bloodline, a descendant of Jesus and Grand Mistress in the Order of the Protectors of the Deviled Egg.
