Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Thanks for the belly laugh as I get ready to call it a night soon!
Richard said:
Thanks for the belly laugh as I get ready to call it a night soon!
LOL! Thanks for that! It's funny!
SARKOZY:
The chicken crossed the road after waiting for the green light, because as a good citizen in OUR France, he was obeying the rules. By the way, this chicken was 100% French bred. There used to be too many foreign chickens here, but I made it possible for you, my dear citizens, to eat them in your daily chicken soup (yes, thanks to me you can afford to have chicken soup).
SARKOZY:
The chicken crossed the road after waiting for the green light, because as a good citizen in OUR France, he was obeying the rules. By the way, this chicken was 100% French bred. There used to be too many foreign chickens here, but I made it possible for you, my dear citizens, to eat them in your daily chicken soup (yes, thanks to me you can afford to have chicken soup).
agni
Dagobah Resident
LAURA:
You should all read this book, it's almost a complete 4D guide on how to cross roads avoiding all the hyperdimensional traps.
ANART:
It will keep crossing roads again and again, until lesson has been learned.
ARK:
It was not the same chicken that was first observed on one side of the road, then on another. There are 8 separate quantum phenomena we are looking at here.
OBYVATEL:
First, it might be a worthwhile to ask yourself, why the question is so important to you ?
HILDEGARDA:
Why you find it so surprising ? Out of curiosity, what chicken is supposed to be doing? Sitting in a nest ? Laying eggs ?
MIVILUDES:
You are going to be investigated for your involvement in chicken crossing the road. Please bring your tax records.
You should all read this book, it's almost a complete 4D guide on how to cross roads avoiding all the hyperdimensional traps.
ANART:
It will keep crossing roads again and again, until lesson has been learned.
ARK:
It was not the same chicken that was first observed on one side of the road, then on another. There are 8 separate quantum phenomena we are looking at here.
OBYVATEL:
First, it might be a worthwhile to ask yourself, why the question is so important to you ?
HILDEGARDA:
Why you find it so surprising ? Out of curiosity, what chicken is supposed to be doing? Sitting in a nest ? Laying eggs ?
MIVILUDES:
You are going to be investigated for your involvement in chicken crossing the road. Please bring your tax records.
