Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Guardian]

OK, that was my first official belly-laugh of the day :D

Ditto! :lol

Vincent Bridges: Through my extensive study of the Quatrains, I discovered that the chicken's horizontal movement was accurately predicted by Nostradamus in 1555. To learn what the chicken will do next, you can purchase my book "Poultry Predictions 2012" at...

Jay Weidner: The chicken was possessed by a Archonic presence.

 

[Zadius Sky]

Hilarious!

 

[SeekinTruth]

This thread's getting funnier and funnier!

OK, that was my first official belly-laugh of the day :D

Ditto! :lol

Vincent Bridges: Through my extensive study of the Quatrains, I discovered that the chicken's horizontal movement was accurately predicted by Nostradamus in 1555. To learn what the chicken will do next, you can purchase my book "Poultry Predictions 2012" at...

Jay Weidner: The chicken was possessed by a Archonic presence.

 

[mada85]

This thread is so funny!

This thread's getting funnier and funnier!

OK, that was my first official belly-laugh of the day :D

Ditto! :lol

Vincent Bridges: Through my extensive study of the Quatrains, I discovered that the chicken's horizontal movement was accurately predicted by Nostradamus in 1555. To learn what the chicken will do next, you can purchase my book "Poultry Predictions 2012" at...

Jay Weidner: The chicken was possessed by a Archonic presence.

Or perhaps that should be: 'Paltry Predictions 2012' . . .

 

[SoCurious]

MOHAMMED

If the other side of the road won't come to the chicken..................

 

[Iron]

RICHARD DAWKINS

The Chicken is just an vehicle for DNA to cross the road, which is also an vehicle for DNA to cross under the Chicken, which is also...

 

[Search]

Here are my favorites

Neo: There is no road.

SOTT.net: The chicken crossed the road? Sez who? And while we're being constantly told to focus on this supposed "chicken" crossing the road with NO evidence to support this (and plenty of evidence against it such as unchanged road accident statistics and no increase in any reports of people seeing chickens crossing roads), what has been going on elsewhere in the world that we're possibly being distracted from?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "He'll be back."

FENECH

Is it a Catholic chicken?


The C's

Q: (L) Was it trying to reach the other side?

A: Close

I with my wife also make jokes about : 'close' ;D

LAURA:
You should all read this book, it's almost a complete 4D guide on how to cross roads avoiding all the hyperdimensional traps.

ANART:
It will keep crossing roads again and again, until lesson has been learned.

ARK:
It was not the same chicken that was first observed on one side of the road, then on another. There are 8 separate quantum phenomena we are looking at here.

OBYVATEL:
First, it might be a worthwhile to ask yourself, why the question is so important to you ?

HILDEGARDA:
Why you find it so surprising ? Out of curiosity, what chicken is supposed to be doing? Sitting in a nest ? Laying eggs ?

MIVILUDES:
You are going to be investigated for your involvement in chicken crossing the road. Please bring your tax records.

I understand why you write so about first 3 people, but I don't know why about last 3 yet, but it's really funny ;D

 

[SoCurious]

EDMUND HILLARY CHICKEN

Because it's there

 

[Search]

Doctor: Was the chicken a smoker?

 

[Chu]

SOTT.net: The chicken crossed the road? Sez who? And while we're being constantly told to focus on this supposed "chicken" crossing the road with NO evidence to support this (and plenty of evidence against it such as unchanged road accident statistics and no increase in any reports of people seeing chickens crossing roads), what has been going on elsewhere in the world that we're possibly being distracted from?

EDMUND BURKE: All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good chickens not to cross the road.

SHAKESPEARE: To cross, or not to cross, that is the question.

 

[SeekinTruth]

Keep 'em coming! :)

 

[Nienna]

We have such creative people on this forum! These are great.

 

[Laura]

Laura's kids: MOM! The chicken crossed the road... you don't have to study it! Get over it!

 

[SoCurious]

Laura's kids: MOM! The chicken crossed the road... you don't have to study it! Get over it!

This really got me chuckling :D

 

[domi]

Newt Gingrich: I will build roads on the moon that space chickens will cross.

Rick Santorum: Clearly only college educated socialist chickens cross the road

Mitt Romney: When I'm president I'm going to create many road-crossing job opportunities for chickens

Ron Paul: The chicken crossed the road to get away from the Federal Reserve system controlled by turkeys.