I found some other jokes for intelligent folk here, with explanations too which I found quite useful! :D
http://uk.businessinsider.com/best-jokes-for-smart-people/#a-photon-is-going-through-airport-security-the-tsa-agent-asks-if-he-has-any-luggage-the-photon-says-no-im-traveling-light-1
These are my 10 favorite ones.
1. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
2. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."
3. Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.
4. Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."
5. C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
6. First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win. Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even. Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
7. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
8. A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
9. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.
10. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
I had to google Bechdel test.
