11 jokes only smart people will understand
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These were great, thanks for sharing. Now I know what the Bachdel test is, and three in German. Took me quite a while to get the first one lol
Anam Cara's top 10 were also pretty funny. 9 and 10 really got me
Here are two from me:
1. Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. "I think not", says Descartes, and then he disappears.
2. Why are polar bears afraid of water? Because like dissolves like. (Joke from my college chemistry lab manual)
Anam Cara's top 10 were also pretty funny. 9 and 10 really got me
Here are two from me:
1. Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. "I think not", says Descartes, and then he disappears.
2. Why are polar bears afraid of water? Because like dissolves like. (Joke from my college chemistry lab manual)
Here is a joke I have shared with many people, only to get a blank stare back from almost everyone:
In Heaven, the chefs are French, the engineers are German and the police are English.
In Hell, the chefs are English, the engineers are French and the police are German.
In Heaven, the chefs are French, the engineers are German and the police are English.
In Hell, the chefs are English, the engineers are French and the police are German.
beetlemaniac
The Living Force
Yupo said:
I think it's because the associations are a bit vague, when you read the Hell part.
Had to look the test up too!
Adding a few more:
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Godel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Godel replies, “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.
A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “we don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here”. The Higgs Boson then replies “but without me, how could you have mass?”
The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
Adding a few more:
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Godel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Godel replies, “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.
A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “we don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here”. The Higgs Boson then replies “but without me, how could you have mass?”
The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
JGeropoulas
The Living Force
RedFox said:
focus.evans
Padawan Learner
thanks for the laughs. from the comments i read, it appears I was in line with most others and needed to look up the Bechdel test...
curious_richard
Jedi Master
October 31 is Halloween, December 25 is Christmas (two dates).JGeropoulas said:
Octal (base 8) 31 == 3*8+1 == 25 in Decimal (base 10).
The surprise ("pun") is that Dec and Oct can be months or counting systems.
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