Akashic Records Online

[Tomiro]

Just remembered this site I made a while back as a response to some more New-Age oriented friends, and their constant speculations on these issues.

http://zelda.gesterby.net/aro

Just enter you name and date of birth and it gives you all vital info you need for this life. Couldn't be easier.

Greetings Tomas!

You lived your previous life as a hairy male ranger in Scotland. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was challenging, until you finally died after insulting an evil magician at the old age of 63.

You are a level 19 soul.
This is your 473:th life.
You have 108 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 335.

Your main lesson in this life is to play the guitar real good!

 

[Charles]

Greetings Charles !

You lived your previous life as an allergic male fakir in China. You were
married and had no children. On the whole your life was full of love and happiness, until you finally died in your sleep at the young age of 12.

You are a level 4 soul.
This is your 30:th life.
You have 680 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 246.

Your main lesson in this life is to live and let die!

Hihihi, I knew it, I knew it, that me being a late-bloomer was only something of this life.

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[Laura]

LOL! This is funny!

Greetings Laura!

You lived your previous life as a retired male pharaoh in Iran. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was sweet, until you finally died choking on a soy bean at the mature age of 53.

You are a level 25 soul.
This is your 523:th life.
You have 301 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 913.

Your main lesson in this life is to behave!

Well, they got that last part right!!!

I figured I oughta do Ark's too:

Greetings Arkadiusz!

You lived your previous life as a burnt out male preacher in Greek. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was full of valuable lessons, until you finally died choking on a soy bean at the young age of 14.

You are a level 8 soul.
This is your 140:th life.
You have 393 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 361.

Your main lesson in this life is to balance your karma!

Main lesson seems to be: AVOID SOYBEANS!!!

 

[Z...]

You lived your previous life as an enigmatic male preacher in Vietnam. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died by the sword at the respectable age of 59.

You are a level 19 soul.
This is your 774:th life.
You have 108 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 341.

Your main lesson in this life is to wake up!

Oh dear, another 107 lives, I really dont think I am up for it

 

[Craig]

Laura, I got a different result for you:

Greetings Laura!

You lived your previous life as a manic depressive male president in Israel. You were married and had 4 children. On the whole your life was full of valuable lessons, until you finally died after losing a gamble with death at the respectable age of 74.

You are a level 1 soul.
This is your 333:th life.
You have 13 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -421.

Your main lesson in this life is to write a book!

That was "Laura Knight-Jadczyk" born "12th February 1952" (is that right?). Then without the hyphen:

You lived your previous life as a restless female software engineer in Iran. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was one to be remembered, until you finally died fighting a grizzly bear bare-handed at the respectable age of 55.

You are a level 11 soul.
This is your 345:th life.
You have 419 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 318.

Your main lesson in this life is to wake up!

:O

Then it gets funnier, with your full name (inc. middle/maiden):

You lived your previous life as a pear-shaped female praying mantis in Turku. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was full of love and happiness, until you finally died in a pointless war at the respectable age of 59.

You are a level 4 soul.
This is your 11:th life.
You have 145 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 249.

Your main lesson in this life is not to dabble with black magic!

Now what did the C's say about essence and being a critter in other times/dimensions/densities? Anyway, here's mine:

Greetings Craig!

You lived your previous life as a popular male light being in France. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was one to be remembered, until you finally died by the sword at the mature age of 28.

You are a level 1 soul.
This is your 72:th life.
You have 589 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 28.

Again with the twenty eight, which is my house number. My main lesson is to be a good person! :)

 

[Keit]

Uuuh I like this one! :D
It seems that they couldn't be more correct.
And notice a "karma" debt :)
Am I going to be in debt forever?? :o

Greetings "Keit"

You lived your previous life as a wicked female mercenary in Texas. You were married and had 5 children. On the whole your life was over too soon, until you finally died by sacrificing yourself for the greater good at the old age of 98.

You are a level 1 soul.
This is your 278:th life.
You have 401 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -353.

Your main lesson in this life is to learn about good and evil!

 

[Appollynon]

Ive always wanted to visit Peru, now I know why :P
Sound like I died the same way people are still dying, so not much chnages from one life to another:(

Greetings Kevin!

You lived your previous life as a charming female fakir in Peru. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was full of valuable lessons, until you finally died in a pointless war at the respectable age of 57.

You are a level 6 soul.
This is your 169:th life.
You have 375 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 211.

Your main lesson in this life is to forgive yourself for not being perfect!

Thanks for the link Thomas, it really made me laugh in the middle of quite a stressfull day.

 

[anart]

And I'm a level 0 soul - cool. still in karmic debt though...

Greetings Anne!

You lived your previous life as a successful male demi-god in Russia. You were married and had 5 children. On the whole your life was interesting, until you finally died in your sleep at the old age of 77.

You are a level 0 soul.
This is your 60:th life.
You have 696 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -12.

Your main lesson in this life is to buy a full length leather coat!

 

[the rabbit]

Greetings Patrick!

You lived your previous life as a gray-haired male soldier in Israel. You were married and had 4 children. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died of a broken heart at the old age of 75.

You are a level 5 soul.
This is your 176:th life.
You have 66 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -460.

Your main lesson in this life is to overcome your fears!

 

[Rhansen]

Here's mine, and what is it with the bare handed bear fighting? Maybe it's worth some karma points - lol.

Greetings Robert!

You lived your previous life as a generous female assassin in Russia. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was sweet, until you finally died fighting a grizzly bear bare-handed at the respectable age of 56.

You are a level 3 soul.
This is your 155:th life.
You have 669 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 55.

Your main lesson in this life is to forgive yourself for not being perfect

 

[Tigersoap]

You lived your previous life as a chain smoking female wanderer in Tibet. You were married and had 5 children. On the whole your life was confusing, until you finally died fighting a grizzly bear bare-handed at the old age of 90.

You are a level 8 soul.
This is your 347:th life.
You have 348 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -824.

Your main lesson in this life is to keep your eyes open!

Uhm.
I'll keep my eyes open this time when I'll fight another Grizzly bear...


EDIT : Haha talk about synchronicity !!

 

[the_hammer]

Greetings Solveig!

You lived your previous life as a tone deaf male millionaire in Paraguay. You were married and had 4 children. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died choking on a soy bean at the respectable age of 68.

You are a level 8 soul.
This is your 73:th life.
You have 802 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 419.

Your main lesson in this life is to beware of angry dogs!


-Oh dear. Seems like i am a very very slow learner. Totally agree with you Laura! They should put a health warning on those killer beans!

 

[Annette1]

What a kick!! At least I don't have a karmic minus. My death.....ooooo I smell a conspiracy!!! However, my life lesson -- geez I don't know if I will be able to meet this challenge -- I'm just..., just...uh ...overwhelmed!!! Pass the food over here, pluheeeze.


Greetings Annette!

You lived your previous life as a gray-haired female soldier in Iceland. You were married and had one child. On the whole your life was sweet, until you finally died of reasons unknown at the mature age of 45.

You are a level 10 soul.
This is your 123:th life.
You have 324 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 442.

Your main lesson in this life is not to chew with your mouth open!

 

[Gaby]

Greetings "navigante"!

You lived your previous life as a challenged male christian in Cirrus Minor. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was short but pointless, until you finally died after losing a gamble with death at the mature age of 31.

You are a level 14 soul.
This is your 97:th life.
You have 579 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 711.

Your main lesson in this life is not to bite off more than you can chew!

They are really all different!

 

[Approaching Infinity]

Greetings Harrison!

You lived your previous life as a genious male soldier in Vietnam. You were married and had 6 children. On the whole your life was good, until you finally died a good death at the old age of 110.

You are a level 3 soul.
This is your 290:th life.
You have 129 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -468.

Your main lesson in this life is to realize that all there is is lessons!