Best Jokes

[Vulcan59]

- FEMA: In case of nuclear explosion, maintain social distancing and wear a mask

FEMA: In case of nuclear explosion, maintain social distancing and wear a mask

The US government has a long history of fun and interesting advice when it comes to imminent death... Now, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, has issued updated guidance to its "Nuclear Explosion" readiness public awareness...

www.sott.net

 

[ApotheosisMMC.]

I didn't want to laugh in the other thread, so I'm posting it here.

 

[Hi_Henry]

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Puma]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1502682853049524229

 

[Pecha]

Edit: Looks like the image isn't loading right, here's the direct link: https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-...ukraine-azov-stonetoss-comic.png?fit=1500,500

 

[Yupo]

I'm pretty sure this guy is just a troll. See what you think. Video appears to be local feedback on trans rights at a city council meeting. 1st half of video is a hoot!

 

[gottathink]

I'm pretty sure this guy is just a troll. See what you think. Video appears to be local feedback on trans rights at a city council meeting. 1st half of video is a hoot!

He’s a troll. I think.
What is hilarious is that the current times are so whacky that we actually have to consider that the dude is for real. I mean I’m not comfortable enough with my conclusion to bet too much on it .

 

[Yupo]

He’s a troll. I think.
What is hilarious is that the current times are so whacky that we actually have to consider that the dude is for real. I mean I’m not comfortable enough with my conclusion to bet too much on it .

He hits just about every one of their talking point bullets. Interesting technique! That guy behind him is having a hard time keeping a straight face. Hitler was a good guy for removing himself in the end. Why won't The Donald? LMAO!!!!
I do wonder where were his 6 masks?

 

[Pecha]

He hits just about every one of their talking point bullets. Interesting technique! That guy behind him is having a hard time keeping a straight face. Hitler was a good guy for removing himself in the end. Why won't The Donald? LMAO!!!!
I do wonder where were his 6 masks?

He's got some other funny stuff on his channel, here's one where he raps in front of a council meeting about Biden and his son!

 

[mxwlll0]

Been rather turbulent few weeks since last posting - very cathartic and maybe too much “information” water Lots of inspiration though!

Here’s rather silly joke I thought of I’d like to tell Mr Lavrov in person (someday), inspired by a post of him calling out a CNN reporter…

Mr Lavrov, do prefer your pasta cooked the same way you handle foreign policy?

Spoiler: Answer

A: Al dètente

Here’s another variation:

How does Sergey Lavrov prefer his pasta cooked?

Spoiler: Answer

A: Al dètente

Laughter is the best medicine

 

[naorma]

Scientists recently discovered that people are much more likely to believe what you're saying when you begin your story with "Scientists recently discovered".

Oh thank you! Good idea! I will keep that in mind and start ny sentences with this . . .

 

[bjorb]

This guy is making fun of everything Liberal

This is the funniest thing on the internet today

https://t.co/Sm1kHfQXpX

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 23, 2022

He has different characters he does when crashing these city meetings.

 

[bjorb]

He’s a troll. I think.
What is hilarious is that the current times are so whacky that we actually have to consider that the dude is for real. I mean I’m not comfortable enough with my conclusion to bet too much on it

.

Watch him troll Portland mayor Ted Wheeler

 

[bjorb]

Watch him troll Portland mayor Ted Wheeler

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