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Mistake in Translation of Intent or deliberate, an interesting consequence of global coverage

 

[Antony]

Man urinating on train tracks is struck and killed by flying cow​

Shivdayal Sharma was relieving himself on some train tracks when a train flew by, struck a cow and launched the animal into the air, which subsequently landed and killed the electrician.

Man urinating on train tracks is struck and killed by flying cow hit by train

Shivdayal Sharma was relieving himself on some train tracks when a train flew by, struck a cow and launched the animal into the air, which subsequently landed on and killed the electrician

www.dailystar.co.uk

One of the ‘stupidest’ ways to 5d i have seen lately

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

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Just gonna leave this here

Every day I walk past this log and wonder what lives inside. Today I thought I’d see. Put your volume up and you might just be able to hear the strange... | By Olaf Falafel | Facebook

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Man urinating on train tracks is struck and killed by flying cow​

Shivdayal Sharma was relieving himself on some train tracks when a train flew by, struck a cow and launched the animal into the air, which subsequently landed and killed the electrician.

Man urinating on train tracks is struck and killed by flying cow hit by train

Shivdayal Sharma was relieving himself on some train tracks when a train flew by, struck a cow and launched the animal into the air, which subsequently landed on and killed the electrician

www.dailystar.co.uk

One of the ‘stupidest’ ways to 5d i have seen lately

When the "time" comes(for 5D) NO body can stop it. one way or other. There is one story in Hinduism that depicts that.

With India govt pushing for "moderate" high speed trains (one eye on next year elections), these accidents will increase. The real comedy starts when Govt. has to deal with "Sacred Cow" opportunistic gang.

 

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[Antony]

On meme it says:
If you see a boat and waves in the photo, you urgently need to go on vacation.
(It is just a hole on the leather sofa).

 

[heinrich]

mais enfin, pierre, what are the terrible pictures you are trying to show us?

 

[Jefferson]

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Antony]

Black english style humor

 

[dugdeep]

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LOL, it's similar (although not the same) for Canadians:

 

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