Best Jokes

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

A lawyer showed up to virtual court in the 394th district of Texas with a kitten filter turned on, the cat moving its lips and eyes, as Rod Ponton said he and his assistant were attempting to remove the filter during the court case.The judge later posted the snipped and wrote: 'If a child used your computer before you join a virtual hearing, check the Zoom video options to be sure filters are off. This kitten just made a formal announcement on a case in the 394th.'

I can't stop to laugh, really.

 

[dennis]

The art of storytelling from one of the greatest
The 60 pound watermelon

 

[loreta]

BARBIE QUE

 

[loreta]

 

[Anamarija]

How long will it take for reality to hit her?

Joy Behar got the talking points:

"The economy is booming, inflation is down. People are having an easier time putting bread on the table." pic.twitter.com/q0SFQ79C4S

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) August 4, 2023

 

[loreta]

 

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[PopHistorian]

 

[Arwenn]

Apologies for the rude language, but I thought this was very funny (you do need to say it fast)

 

[dennis]

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House wants federal agencies to "aggressively" execute a shift to more in-person work starting next month, saying it is crucial to delivering government services.

White House pushes US agencies to 'aggressively' boost in-person work

The White House wants federal agencies to "aggressively" execute a shift to more in-person work starting next month, saying it is crucial to delivering government services. White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zients, in an email on Friday, said "we are returning to in-person work because it is...

finance.yahoo.com

You have to have seen the TV show to better understand- from the episode The Economy Drive

 

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[Juba]

LOL.

 

[dredger]

This one made me laugh, take it as a kind of funny warning if you consider learning french

pic.twitter.com/aR00vEv6Jj

— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) August 2, 2023