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naorma
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WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THE Corona CRISIS FOR THE CLIMATE CRISIS:
There is asymptomatic heat: it is extremely hot, but the heat is hidden by temporary low pressure areas, which makes it even more dangerous.
There is asymptomatic drought: everything is extremely withered, but you can't see it well because of the puddles of heavy rain.
There are asymptomatic heat deaths: you can die from heat even though no one notices it's hot.
The thermometer is false negative: It's 35 degrees outside. If your thermometer shows only 19 degrees, you are a right conspirator.
Heat is a communicable disease: otherwise the RKI would not be responsible for a heat death dashboard at all (see the description of tasks in § 4 para. 1 sentence 1 IfSG). However, the RKI is flexible and is currently working on a summer rain death dashboard.
There is a new type of liquid vaccine against heat: it is called "water".
There is asymptomatic heat: it is extremely hot, but the heat is hidden by temporary low pressure areas, which makes it even more dangerous. There is asymptomatic drought: everything is extremely withered, but you can't see it well because of the puddles of heavy rain. There are asymptomatic heat deaths: you can die from heat even though no one notices it's hot. The thermometer is false negative: It's 35 degrees outside. If your thermometer shows only 19 degrees, you are a right conspirator. Heat is a communicable disease: otherwise the RKI would not be responsible for a heat death dashboard at all (see the description of tasks in § 4 para. 1 sentence 1 IfSG). However, the RKI is flexible and is currently working on a summer rain death dashboard. There is a new type of liquid vaccine against heat: it is called "water".
