Best Jokes

[Nienna]

Obviously, someone was very upset with the way this person parked

 

[naorma]

There is no picture but a statement from a woman on fb.
concerning a slogan on Austrians highways:

ASFINAG-Autobahnwerbetafeln:
"Nimm wen mit, spar dir Sprit!"
->Hab wen mitgenommen und gleich viel Sprit verbraucht.
Dämlichster Werbespruch aller Zeiten.

"Take someone with you, save gas!"
->I took someone with me and used the same amount of fuel.
Stupidest advertising slogan ever.

 

[loreta]

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL Smokin for me!

 

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

 

[Navigator]

 

[Pierre]

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

I like this one.

When you rub your eyes and forget you're wearing mascara

 

[loreta]

I'm installing my terrace. So I went to the joke store to buy a skeleton. In 20 years, when the new owner redoes the terrace...

 

[loreta]

 

[naorma]

WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THE Corona CRISIS FOR THE CLIMATE CRISIS:

There is asymptomatic heat: it is extremely hot, but the heat is hidden by temporary low pressure areas, which makes it even more dangerous.
There is asymptomatic drought: everything is extremely withered, but you can't see it well because of the puddles of heavy rain.
There are asymptomatic heat deaths: you can die from heat even though no one notices it's hot.
The thermometer is false negative: It's 35 degrees outside. If your thermometer shows only 19 degrees, you are a right conspirator.
Heat is a communicable disease: otherwise the RKI would not be responsible for a heat death dashboard at all (see the description of tasks in § 4 para. 1 sentence 1 IfSG). However, the RKI is flexible and is currently working on a summer rain death dashboard.
There is a new type of liquid vaccine against heat: it is called "water".