Best Jokes

[iscreamsandwish]

Absolutely, but I’m finding it’s just a bit too true...or too true for too long maybe. I must be having a bit of down week.

I get it, times are tough. It's like taking one step forward and two steps backwards... Don't get discouraged though, nothing lasts forever.

 

[Expedition26]

#sorrynotsorry

 

[Pierre]

"When you try to communicate with a covidist"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1487567072758579209

 

[dredger]

 

[Hi_Henry]

Funny and not so funny.
"They" know this works and that is why those masks, ZOOM schooling etc. is being prolonged in the schools.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445332663670353920

While they themselves don't do it.

 

[Redrock12]

"When you try to communicate with a covidist"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1487567072758579209

This is gotta be the funniest yet. Thanks for this one @Pierre.

 

[Redrock12]

Funny and not so funny.
"They" know this works and that is why those masks, ZOOM schooling etc. is being prolonged in the schools.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445332663670353920

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While they themselves don't do it.

Not funny at all. Since when is child abuse humorous?

 

[Hi_Henry]

Not funny at all. Since when is child abuse humorous?

Did I say child abuse is humors ? No.
Look at the sequence of what's presented.

The funny part is the adults following something that logically makes no sense in the video.

The not funny part is that this method is used to train kids to do exactly that, not think and just follow orders.

 

[miguel angel]

"When you try to communicate with a covidist"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1487567072758579209

This is hilarious!!!

To give a bit of context and translation, it seems this video was recorded in the Canary Islands between 2004 & 2011 when José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero was the president of Spain.

Q: Zapatero, what's your opinion about Zapatero's Government?

A: Pfffft! Aaaargggh!!!!

Q: As do I! And what do you think, what do you think...?

A: Aaaargggh!!!!

Q: And what do you think of the Canarian Government?

A: Aaaargggh!!!! Argh! Argh!

Q: And about of the island's municipalities?

A: Pfffft!

 

[Hi_Henry]

Satire is an excellent way to protest.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1487615673564295169

 

[naorma]

Back then - - - today!

 

[Artex]

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My company requires you report any Covid symptoms whether you test positive or don't test at all. And eerily, the group you report this too in my company is called JSOC.

 

[Hi_Henry]

My company requires you report any Covid symptoms whether you test positive or don't test at all. And eerily, the group you report this too in my company is called JSOC.

What classification level will such reports be ?
Secret, Top Secret or If You See It You Die.

 

[Hi_Henry]

and then someone even more woke attempts to enlighten others why you are right.

My guess is that when Ernest wrote the following, his mind was operating according to instructions of the Davos Schwab Mass Psychosis Program. See if you catch it.

Joni Mitchell and Neil Young are both polio survivors -- vaccinations saved their lives.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1487267117196095491

 

[seek10]

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