Very late hi guys from Bavaria, Germany (it is a little past 23:00h here now). Just watched the latest Gunnar Kaiser (YT-channel) vid and found this comment I wanted to share. It was german and is translated by deepl.
Diary: Corona 2020. China: Um, we have a problem here.

 WHO: It won't be that bad. China: Ehh we might have a big problem.

 Germany: No need to worry.

 WHO: We have a pandemic!

 Italy: We are all going to die.

 Sweden: Fuck that! 

 Great Britain: We need herd immunity. Germany: We are all going to die and so we have to stay at home, wearing masks and gloves.

 WHO: Only those who are sick should wear masks. RKI: Masks do not work.

 USA: Have hospital ships.

 Germany: Doubling time is important. Germany: No, but rather R0 value.

 Spain: We're all going to die. Sweden: Like hell we are. Is a wave of flu, as always protect the Vulnerables.

 China: We have masks for sale. WHO: We need to test.

 World: So so

♀ United Kingdom: Break... North Korea: 18:45 3 Infected, 18:50 0 Infected China: Have ventilators for sale.

 USA: CHINA, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

 Ireland: even closes pubs 

 news: Everybody has to die, everybody stays at home.

 Bhakdi, Wodarg, Schiffmann and Co.: This is a normal wave of disease, doesn't cause a laboratory pandemic and yet doesn't drive people crazy.

 World: Hello, curve flattening again.

 Germany: R0? What the hell is R0? We're taking to the streets!

 France: We are all going to die. Sweden: A SHIT WE WILL BE!

 North Korea: 20:00 10 infected, 20:15 0 infected. Belarus: What's up, we are celebrating in the stadium now. FUUUUSSBAAAALL.

 WHO: There's gonna be trouble in Sweden. China: Everything for sale. 

 RKI: Stay home unless you want to go for a walk. 🏞 World: What the fuck... Sweden: We're not extinct yet.

 News: Whoever had it once, won't get it again...won't get it...or maybe they will...don't have good tests.

♀ China: So, what do you want to buy? Germany: Nothing will ever be the same again.

 Sweden Still not extinct.

 North Korea: 17:07 4 infected, 17:14 0 infected. USA: Drinks disinfectant, could help.

 WHO: Sweden is a role model.

 Sweden: Ätschi

 Germany: The Swedes are crazy. We are all going to die.

 Bhakdi, Hockertz, Ioannidis and Co.: People seriously, finally stop spinning, meanwhile studies show that it is not worse than a flu and a lockdown 0 brings.

 News: Shut the fuck up, you conspirators. Everyone will die.

 Austria: We're loosening up, but only a little bit, so almost not at all, but we're loosening up. Italy: Offline Switzerland: What now? Where are the millions of dead?

 Germany: R0 is <1>4<17>230... oh what do I know, you all wear masks now and never gather again.

 World: Ähhhm

♀ Spain: We loosen up. Italy: Book your holidays with us now, we're loosening up.🏖 WHO: We'll vaccinate you all.

 Belarus: Vaccinate against what? Did we miss anything?

 China: Do you want to buy more?

 World: 

♀ Tanzania: test papaya, motor oil goats, plants .goat and papaya POSITIVE. 

 Germany: waiting for second wave.


Wieso second? Where was the first? North Korea: Offline... USA: no more coal for WHO 


 
 




 Hungary: human rights back ,lock down will end in June Germany: we are only at the beginning of the pandemic.....we need faceshields, made in Bavaria. World: 

 to be continued... 
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