Intellectual jokes

[wodasi]

an excerpt from WOODY - opening monologue - sat nite live feb 25 2023

https://twitter.com/x/status/1629742501291778048

 

[Lucelle]

Space and time are relative. The more time I spend with my relatives, the more space I need.

 

[Debra]

 

[wodasi]

involvement or commitment ..

 

[Lucelle]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[skymargo]

The phone rings early this morning. I answer the call, and there the man asks: - Hello ... And where did I get to? ! ..... I answer him: - To the 17th intergalactic Jedi Council ..... He is in such a lost voice: - Damn .... I'm sorry, please ...... and adds in a whisper: -May the force be with you !

 

[Zzartemis]

I need a laugh (in fact, lately, I've needed more than a few)

 

[dennis]

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2023/04/the-week-in-pictures-book-em-edition.php

sorry, pics won't post

 

[Zzartemis]

I couldn't find a category for the following. Also, I'm just over the time line (EST) for getting this posted on April Fools Day....

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Tuatha de Danaan]

LoL

Hi Vulcan59, I've got tears running down my face. Those replies are priceless. Thank you so much......

 

[Antony]

A bit ‘black humor’ but ‘topical’.
Short video in TG - on the essence of capitalism in 1 minute.

Милитарист

Суть капитализма за одну минуту

t.me

 

[Goemon_]

"-Did you catch the Covid ?
-Yes I got the untested asymptomatic one."

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL