Hahaha!! I laughed so hard at some of these I almost dropped my ciggy!
So I really like either, 'In the Russian Calvary, there's no Putin around' or 'Russian Calvary? Now you're Putin me on'.
I'll call the tshirt printing company tomorrow and see what the prices would be. If it's reasonable, I'll get the Putin +bear and a Caesar quenelle! Thanks for the ideas everyone!