Truth memes
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As it is real, I will put it here
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'The Achievements of Kamala Harris' is US Amazon bestseller, but is mostly blank
A 191-page book titled "The Achievements of Kamala Harris" has gained popularity as an Amazon best-seller, but with a twist -- the book is mostly blank. Authored by Jason Dudash and illustrated by Michael Boles, the satirical book claims to detail Harris’s 20 years in public office.
Ketone Cop
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The Mechanic
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Debra
The Living Force
So, this delightful real life distraction happened.
“Woody Harrelson went to Budapest to visit his statue...and is getting tons of 'kedvelés'.”
Information from an online article:
“The statue is located within the Buda Castle District, with its historic royal palace on top. This hill is about 50–60 metres high, and it has been inhabited since the Bronze Age. Since 1987 the entire district, along with its stunning view of the Danube River, has been honoured as a UNESCO World Heritage site.[…]
During the extensive restoration of Matthias Church in the late 19th century, Fisherman's Bastion was built around the church. It was built as part of a series of developments that were intended to celebrate the 1,000th anniversary of the Hungarian state. The structure was inspired by the Neo-Romanesque architectural style of early medieval times, in approximately the year 1000, when the first Hungarian king started his rule.”
“Woody Harrelson went to Budapest to visit his statue...and is getting tons of 'kedvelés'.”
Information from an online article:
“The statue is located within the Buda Castle District, with its historic royal palace on top. This hill is about 50–60 metres high, and it has been inhabited since the Bronze Age. Since 1987 the entire district, along with its stunning view of the Danube River, has been honoured as a UNESCO World Heritage site.[…]
During the extensive restoration of Matthias Church in the late 19th century, Fisherman's Bastion was built around the church. It was built as part of a series of developments that were intended to celebrate the 1,000th anniversary of the Hungarian state. The structure was inspired by the Neo-Romanesque architectural style of early medieval times, in approximately the year 1000, when the first Hungarian king started his rule.”
Would you like to talk to a human?
Max DeCosta: "Hi, uh, before we start I'd like to explain..."
Parole Robot: "Max DeCosta, 36 years old, violation of penal code 2219 today at bus stop 34B..."
Max DeCosta: "Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You see, I think there's been a misunderstanding."
Parole Robot: "Immediate extension of parole term for eight more months."
Max DeCosta: "Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, I can explain what happened. I just made a joke and... you know."
Parole Robot: "Stop talking. Elevation of heart rate detected. Do you want a pill?"
Max DeCosta: "No, thank you. What I'd like to do is explain..."
Probation Robot: "Stop talking. Personality suggests 78.3% chance of regression to old behavior patterns: carjacking, assault with deadly weapon, resisting arrest. Would you like to talk to a human?"
Max DeCosta: [In robot voice] "No, I'm fine. Thank you.
Probation Robot: "Are you being sarcastic and/or abusive?"
Max DeCosta: [In robot voice] "Negative."
After a minor misunderstanding with a robot guard, Max is called in to learn that his parole has been extended for eight months. As if trying to get a human to understand that the incident was nothing wasn't difficult enough, Max has to deal with a robot instead.
I don't think it is a joke or meme and it is 'real' 40 page book for the kids.
Debra
The Living Force
Yup, I KNEW the media was keeping us distracted on October 1st for a lot of reasons, but this happened, and here it is!
I have a Scottish Family branch on my ancestral tree, and they kept me in “the know”, just so you know..or something like that.
“October 1 was the end of the Haggis hunting season.
This never before documented image shows Nessie ferrying a lone survivor across Loch Ness, where it will spend the winter foraging for Tunnocks tea cakes and drinking single malt.
The haggis will return again next season to look for a mate and bear a litter of baby haggii, thus ensuring future generations can flourish in the wild.”
I have a Scottish Family branch on my ancestral tree, and they kept me in “the know”, just so you know..or something like that.
“October 1 was the end of the Haggis hunting season.
This never before documented image shows Nessie ferrying a lone survivor across Loch Ness, where it will spend the winter foraging for Tunnocks tea cakes and drinking single malt.
The haggis will return again next season to look for a mate and bear a litter of baby haggii, thus ensuring future generations can flourish in the wild.”
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