Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Thread starter Laura
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Prolific chicken humor. Maybe the chicken crossed the road to keep us tickled and chuckling. It can be no other way. 
Man, so much laughter from one thread! That was REALLY particularly good, Vulcan59! 
clerck de bonk
Dagobah Resident
NEWSFLASH!
Two chicken have been seen crossing the road in opposite directions at the same time.
The two chicks do this at high speed and with close passings.
Nobody knows what they are doing
Two chicken have been seen crossing the road in opposite directions at the same time.
The two chicks do this at high speed and with close passings.
Nobody knows what they are doing
Jeremy F Kreuz
Dagobah Resident
Obama: because he believed in change
Nethanyahu: We want peace but the chicken keeps crossing the road into OUR land. That is why we have no other option but to build settlements on both side of that road.
Alice: to return to Kansas
Prouty: he signed NSAM # 263 and wanted to pull out
The warren commission: so that Oswald had a better shot at him
The 911 commission: so we could find his passport that he conveniently left on that road.
Hoagland: it is not the chicken that is important. It is was is behind the chicken using the chicken to obscure its approach. And I have pictures to prove it.
Project Camelot: he crosses so that we can do what is most likely the most important interview we ever did.
the evil magician: I made the chicken believe the road was a dead end street.
Nethanyahu: We want peace but the chicken keeps crossing the road into OUR land. That is why we have no other option but to build settlements on both side of that road.
Alice: to return to Kansas
Prouty: he signed NSAM # 263 and wanted to pull out
The warren commission: so that Oswald had a better shot at him
The 911 commission: so we could find his passport that he conveniently left on that road.
Hoagland: it is not the chicken that is important. It is was is behind the chicken using the chicken to obscure its approach. And I have pictures to prove it.
Project Camelot: he crosses so that we can do what is most likely the most important interview we ever did.
the evil magician: I made the chicken believe the road was a dead end street.
Ron Paul supporter:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it.. Ron Paul 2012!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it.. Ron Paul 2012!!!
DETECTIVE STEVEN MCGARRET - Cook him, Danno!
DABROWSKI: Judging from chicken's autobiography, from perspective of my theory and multi-dimensional, multi-level diagnosis, chicken was psychoneurotic, with history of disintegrative states. When crossing road, chicken was engaging third factor, making conscious choice to cross the road, transcending biological state of chicken to realize higher and higher levels of chickenness: more autonomous, more empathic, approaching chicken ideal.
ARK: I am scientist. When I speculate, I must be clear. Perhaps chicken was scientist, dissatisfied with corruption of other chicken scientists. I know many such chickens.
PROJECT CAMELOT: Stay tuned for our next interview with Illuminati whistleblower, "Chicken Little", who will reveal the top-secret HAARP technology he says caused the extreme weather that prompted him to cross the road, and the stunning revelations that the comet Elenin is STILL THERE, and will cause the sky to fall in 6 months.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA: An anonymous intelligence source has told us that the chicken may have had ties to a radical Al-Qaeda roost. The Department of Homeland Security is warning citizens to be on the lookout for any other suspicious road-crossing chickens and to report them immediately.
OCCUPY: The chicken crossed the road because she was pepper-sprayed by local police. She has now set up camp on the opposite side of the road and has vowed to stay their until the 1% are held responsible for plucking all the ordinary chickens, raising them in cramped feedlots, and stealing their eggs for their own profit.
ARK: I am scientist. When I speculate, I must be clear. Perhaps chicken was scientist, dissatisfied with corruption of other chicken scientists. I know many such chickens.
PROJECT CAMELOT: Stay tuned for our next interview with Illuminati whistleblower, "Chicken Little", who will reveal the top-secret HAARP technology he says caused the extreme weather that prompted him to cross the road, and the stunning revelations that the comet Elenin is STILL THERE, and will cause the sky to fall in 6 months.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA: An anonymous intelligence source has told us that the chicken may have had ties to a radical Al-Qaeda roost. The Department of Homeland Security is warning citizens to be on the lookout for any other suspicious road-crossing chickens and to report them immediately.
OCCUPY: The chicken crossed the road because she was pepper-sprayed by local police. She has now set up camp on the opposite side of the road and has vowed to stay their until the 1% are held responsible for plucking all the ordinary chickens, raising them in cramped feedlots, and stealing their eggs for their own profit.
