Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Bruce Lee:
A chicken who knows not and knows not it knows not, that chicken is a fool - Shun him/her.
A chicken who knows not and knows it knows not, that chicken is simple - Teach him/her.
A chicken who knows and knows not it knows, that chicken is asleep - Awaken him/her.
A chicken who knows and knows that it knows, that chicken is wise - Follow him/her across that road.
Edit: I guess him would be a rooster and no one is really asking why he crossed.
A chicken who knows not and knows not it knows not, that chicken is a fool - Shun him/her.
A chicken who knows not and knows it knows not, that chicken is simple - Teach him/her.
A chicken who knows and knows not it knows, that chicken is asleep - Awaken him/her.
A chicken who knows and knows that it knows, that chicken is wise - Follow him/her across that road.
Edit: I guess him would be a rooster and no one is really asking why he crossed.
Zadius Sky
The Living Force
PUBLILIUS SYRUS: "No one knows what he can do until he tries."
I'm sure she could be more vile but here's my go at it:Ryan said:
ANNE COULTER: This is ridiculous! The chicken should have been gutted and chopped up at the factory farm where it belongs. These bleeding heart liberals and their freedom of expression, like the chicken should be allowed to cross the road or something. It deserves to be eaten, not cross some friggen road; it's a chicken for christ's sake. Those who support these quack chickens should be eaten too.
SOTT: Because it was in the chicken to DO.
Edit: just read Mark's eerily similar "Bill O'Rielly" response on page two.
Craig
Jedi Master
Fulcanelli: The historic question of, "why did the chicken cross the road?" has plagued mankind for centuries. Without saying too much, I can reveal to the attentive reader that the key to the mystery is conveyed in a quatrefoil on the porch of Cathedrale de Poulet, which will surely bring some light to the matter. The chicken, the root of which is 'keuk' the base for the word c0ck - the real and true animal which we're concerned with here - was intent on engaging in a ferocious battle with a fox on the other side. In essence, he is truly the master of road crossing.
Be Like Water
Padawan Learner
Blackbeard: To mark his chicken treasure chest
NSA: "come with us please"
Statistician: "is that the only chicken displaying such behaviour? Out of 10,000 chickens, that is an exeption and cannot be accepted in any meaningful result. Ignore it."
Bush: "chicken? I had.....I had a chicken once. they weren't all fun."
Pavlov: "A logical result of the chickens constant flux of stimulii."
Ayn Rand: "what right do we have to question the chickens persuit of happiness?"
Windows: error code 465: chicken could not complete crossing. send error report?
Chicken: "bok, boook, bk bk bk, boook, bok......"
NSA: "come with us please"
Statistician: "is that the only chicken displaying such behaviour? Out of 10,000 chickens, that is an exeption and cannot be accepted in any meaningful result. Ignore it."
Bush: "chicken? I had.....I had a chicken once. they weren't all fun."
Pavlov: "A logical result of the chickens constant flux of stimulii."
Ayn Rand: "what right do we have to question the chickens persuit of happiness?"
Windows: error code 465: chicken could not complete crossing. send error report?
Chicken: "bok, boook, bk bk bk, boook, bok......"
M.A.Perzylo
A Disturbance in the Force
Why did the chicken cross the road?....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!
and contemplate on 5thDensity, why she crossed over in the first place...
Pondering with her 6th DENSITY Chicken and Rooster Teachers ...She came to realize it was to get away from being BE-HEADED from those nasty 3rdDensity BEINGS...
'hmhm', she realizes that was how she did get to the other side...'THAT', she rumanates, 'was not FREEWILL at all...those nasty beings...'.
'TA TA' , teachers cockled, chuckled, cooed, and curkled, 'no judgment here or its going to happen again, and again, and again until you learn all lessons of BEING a chicken...'
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(This Time around...)
Why did the chicken cross the road?....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!
and to lay 'free range eggs'!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!
and to meet the ROOSTER!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?....because she wasn't CHICKEN after all!!!!
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and contemplate on 5thDensity, why she crossed over in the first place...
Pondering with her 6th DENSITY Chicken and Rooster Teachers ...She came to realize it was to get away from being BE-HEADED from those nasty 3rdDensity BEINGS...
'hmhm', she realizes that was how she did get to the other side...'THAT', she rumanates, 'was not FREEWILL at all...those nasty beings...'.
'TA TA' , teachers cockled, chuckled, cooed, and curkled, 'no judgment here or its going to happen again, and again, and again until you learn all lessons of BEING a chicken...'
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(This Time around...)
Why did the chicken cross the road?....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!
and to lay 'free range eggs'!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!
and to meet the ROOSTER!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?....because she wasn't CHICKEN after all!!!!
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agni
Dagobah Resident
New ager 1: It felt vibrations of planetary transformation. Besides, crossing and being on other side of the road is all you need to achieve enlightenment.
New ager 2: It's indigo chicken. It has reincarnated from higher planes and crossed the road to show us the way.
Corporation: Chicken crossed the road ? What can we do to prevent this from happening in the future ? What can we do to gain this chicken back ?
Socrates: Amicus pullus, sed magis amica veritas !
New ager 2: It's indigo chicken. It has reincarnated from higher planes and crossed the road to show us the way.
Corporation: Chicken crossed the road ? What can we do to prevent this from happening in the future ? What can we do to gain this chicken back ?
Socrates: Amicus pullus, sed magis amica veritas !
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped, under sniper fire, mind
you, that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me
uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every
chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.
But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE ' of the road. What we need
to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
'CURRENT' problems before adding ' NEW ' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just
drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in
his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and
went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
........ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped, under sniper fire, mind
you, that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me
uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every
chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.
But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE ' of the road. What we need
to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
'CURRENT' problems before adding ' NEW ' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just
drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in
his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and
went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
........ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
spoiledcookies99
The Force is Strong With This One
Re: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
funny! ..first smile of the day
funny! ..first smile of the day
Re: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
The real question is: was the chicken free range / fed it's natural food? :P
The real question is: was the chicken free range / fed it's natural food? :P
Re: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
FWIW there was a similar/same topic some time back:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
FWIW there was a similar/same topic some time back:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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