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[Puma]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1676976799195205633

 

[heinrich]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1676976799195205633

for the little boy: i see he likes d cups. so do i...

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[Antony]

Really funny short video, sorry if it was posted somewhere before)

 

[Ca.]

 

[Puma]

There is a popular saying that a Mexican is born where he/she wants to be born...The kid just want to be mexican

He’s mad he’s not Mexican omg😩🤣 pic.twitter.com/5IkAye3IIK

— Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline (@ParissAthena) July 9, 2023

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[msasa79]

LoL

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Almost choked laughing and feeling inner tingles associated with pain, simultaneously with this insinuating picture. LoL & Ouch in one!

 

[Goemon_]

Water consumption for 1 kilo of...




This was shared on Fb by a degrowth advocate.

I can only conclude that the message is: drink more beer, you'll die sooner and thus we will save resources...

 

[dennis]

Meanwhile at the Beau Monde

Lord Sandwich and Samuel Foote

Samuel Foote was an 18th-century theater manager, writer and actor, and the story goes that he was sharing a meal with Lord Sandwich at London’s famous Beef Steak Club in Covent Garden. After the bottle had passed back and forth a few times, Sandwich said:

“Foote, I have often wondered what catastrophe would bring you to your end; but I think you must either die of the pox [syphilis] or the halter [hanged on the gallows].”

Without missing a beat, Foote replied: “My Lord, that will depend upon one of two contingencies – whether I embrace your Lordship’s mistress or your Lordship’s principles.”

July 2023 – Regency Fiction Writers

thebeaumonde.com

Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party'

LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.

babylonbee.com

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[iscreamsandwish]

Meanwhile at the Beau Monde

Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party'

LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.

babylonbee.com

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[heinrich]

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there is the alternate theory of the abiotic generation of petrol in the crust. methane = ch4 rises and reacts with water under the there prevailing conditions of pressure and temperature. russia found oil under granitic domes which never saw life...