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for the little boy: i see he likes d cups. so do i...
msasa79
Jedi Master
Almost choked laughing and feeling inner tingles associated with pain, simultaneously with this insinuating picture. LoL & Ouch in one!
dennis
Jedi Council Member
Meanwhile at the Beau Monde
babylonbee.com
Lord Sandwich and Samuel Foote
Samuel Foote was an 18th-century theater manager, writer and actor, and the story goes that he was sharing a meal with Lord Sandwich at London’s famous Beef Steak Club in Covent Garden. After the bottle had passed back and forth a few times, Sandwich said:
“Foote, I have often wondered what catastrophe would bring you to your end; but I think you must either die of the pox [syphilis] or the halter [hanged on the gallows].”
Without missing a beat, Foote replied: “My Lord, that will depend upon one of two contingencies – whether I embrace your Lordship’s mistress or your Lordship’s principles.”
July 2023 – Regency Fiction Writers
thebeaumonde.com
Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party'
LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
babylonbee.com
Meanwhile at the Beau Monde
Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party'
LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
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there is the alternate theory of the abiotic generation of petrol in the crust. methane = ch4 rises and reacts with water under the there prevailing conditions of pressure and temperature. russia found oil under granitic domes which never saw life...
It’s just a meme using their “logic” it’s not meant to be taken serious.
