SCG, whatever. None of these people are serious. When I saw the video of the shooting of Merabet a few days ago, my first question was, "who says he was shot in the head?" Someone just pulled that out of thin air and ran with it. It's pretty obvious his head WASN'T hit, since it does not move, so why go from there to him not being shot at all? Aren't there other parts of his body close to his head??
To me, the way his body slumps suggests he was shot in upper back/side area, depending on the trajectory of the bullet. If you look closely, you can even see the front of his vest or shirt moving outwards. At that close range, a bullet would pass through, possibly being deviated by bone structure, and hit the side walk on the other side, again, dependent on angle of entry.
If that cop wasn't shot, if the bullet hit the sidewalk, then case closed! Right? No more needs to said. The cop was "in on it" and is now hiding out somewhere, or getting plastic surgery. His family, who just gave a tearful press conference, are all "in on it" too. What great actors they all are. But wait! That suggests the WHOLE THING was staged, so include all the Charlie Hebdo people and the Kosher Jews as heading for the plastic surgeon's office, and all the eyewitnesses and families giving great ACTING performances to the media. Make sure you throw in the gas station owner (actor), the print shop owner (actor) and lots of cops, for good measure (all actors!)
