Intellectual jokes

[Pierre]

 

[BHelmet]

 

[Pierre]

 

[Zzartemis]

This one always stuck in my mind, ever since I watched....years and years ago!

Monty Python Philosophy Football​

Germans vs Greeks

 

[dennis]

Observing dry humor-

You might think that people with a dry sense of humor work their magic entirely spontaneously.
However, the reality is that dry humor requires a lot of observation.
People with a dry sense of humor are very aware of the circumstances around them.
Why?
Because they are constantly looking for an opportunity where their unique sense (and delivery) of humor can thrive.
Most deadpan comedians are very intelligent. That is how they are able to capitalize and identify opportunities around them.
Take your time to absorb your surroundings and look for appropriate opportunities. If you master the timing and delivery, people will love you for your clever wit and a wonderful sense of humor!

What is Dry Humor? - The Ultimate Guide to Deadpan Comedy

Deadpan comedy and a dry sense of humor are becoming increasingly popular these days. Let's see what is dry humor and understand its beauty!

wittycompanion.com

 

[Zzartemis]

Observing dry humor-

You might think that people with a dry sense of humor work their magic entirely spontaneously.
However, the reality is that dry humor requires a lot of observation.
People with a dry sense of humor are very aware of the circumstances around them.
Why?
Because they are constantly looking for an opportunity where their unique sense (and delivery) of humor can thrive.
Most deadpan comedians are very intelligent. That is how they are able to capitalize and identify opportunities around them.
Take your time to absorb your surroundings and look for appropriate opportunities. If you master the timing and delivery, people will love you for your clever wit and a wonderful sense of humor!

What is Dry Humor? - The Ultimate Guide to Deadpan Comedy

Deadpan comedy and a dry sense of humor are becoming increasingly popular these days. Let's see what is dry humor and understand its beauty!

wittycompanion.com

Steven Wright was one of my fav comedians....I miss those days where comedy was funny without the shock value.

 

[dennis]

Zzartemis:
I miss those days where comedy was funny without the shock value.

Yes no vulgarity or raunchy stuff, just observing and celebrating the mundane quirky things in life with a keen eye. ( I liked his joke about the flip up contact lenses).

 

[Pierre]

Another one:



And a last one:

 

[dennis]

From days gone by-

 

[Pierre]

 

[3DStudent]

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Thanks, that was really good! I thought it was some cross between Iron Man and some other robot and the text wasn't in the frame. But when I scrolled down I realized it was some knock off item.

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

“God, how long is a million years?”

“To me, it’s about a minute.”

“God, how much is a million dollars?”

“To me, it’s a penny.”

“God, may I have a penny?”

“Wait a minute.”

 

[Pierre]

 

[msasa79]

So lightspeed causes the color spectrum when not in a vacuum, and red travels the fastest as it has the lowest frequency.
The physicist was definitely traveling faster than the speed of (the traffic) light

Maybe it's about the Doppler's effect - the frequency of observed emitted light changes depending on the speed of the observer with respect to the source?

 

[Alix]

While most puns make me feel numb, math puns make me feel number.